Gay(s) of the Day!

Jacob & Joshua Miller.

Ummm, wanna make a sandwich?

All Hail The Queen!

Hola mami! My extra Lil' Kim with Cuntmora Lee Simmons. Did the bitch get the boot yet from Russell? And is that a penis in her shorts I see?

Lil' Kim is looking purdy!!!!!

Nicole Continues To Use Bags of Food As Paparazzi Props.

That bag actually contains her morning vomit.

I Never Imagined Seeing These Two Together - EVER!

Goddess Christina Ricci & The one that gets to fuck Ryan Philippe.

Mischa Farton's Thighs Are Nasty From The Front Too!

She looks like she's wearing the dress of a maid who just got a golden shower.

So, if this were my site...

...I would ____________.

Fill in the blank with a comment.

That's Right, Hold That Dress Down - No One Wants To See A 78 Year Old Poon.

Be-snatch-ce, 78 and her weave leap for the sky! Thank God she held her dress down, because if I have to see one more vagina this week, I'll _________. (Fill in the blank for yourself with a comment)

Bald & Loose Gets Her Cocaine Back.

La Lo's Hermes Berkin bag was returned, along with her precious jewels, her vile, a toothbrush (for puking), and a mirror.

It was a joyous day.

So Basically Brad & Angelina Will Never Marry.

Brad said that he will marry when everyone in the United States can get married. Well, as a fag who totally feels that everyone should be tortured with the ability to get married... and then divorced, I think that is great, but I won't be holding my breath waiting for this day to come.

50 Faggot Cent Gets Arrested in N-Fag's Hood!

I hope Lil' Kim is laughing her ass off right now.

He got busted for driving like an asshole near 34th & 8th in an uninsured vehicle. What a retard.

McConagay & The Beard Reunite.

And not the one on his face, bitches.

Mariah Gets Made Up Like A Clown!

Nope, not working. Lose some of that shit on your face por favor.

Atta Girl!

I am so hot for Nelly Furtado.

I'm So Vintage.

A friend of mine (a breeder) actually thought that I should post him as a gay of the day. Seeing as though I often post breeders as the gay of the day, I thought I would. But then I didn't although I still think it's important to admire the beauty of Paul Newman back in the day.

Gay of the Day!

David Sedaris.

Oh Good God!

Beyonce, 78, wears this ridiculous getup while she performs.

Did her moms make that thing?!?

Her publicists Boots Were Made for Walking!

So the plan to gain publicity from dating John Mayer (which I don't really believe - I think that if anything John Mayer could gain some publicity from her, but anyway) backfired. Jessica looks retarded on the cover of Us and so she fires her publicist! Makes perfect sense to me.

Is It Me Or....

Is Brad Pitt even hotter than before?

John Travolta is One Ugly Ass Woman.

But, I guess fat fags never make pretty ladies.

Paris Hilton's Middle Name is Lohitney?

Could someone give me a hand with the pronunciation of that one?!? Is it Lo-Hit-Nee? Like 'Paris, drop low and hit your knees... while you blow me."

Bald & Loose Gets Robbed at Heathrow.

It kind of makes me sad to see La Lo cry, even though I am fully aware it's not because ALL her shit was stolen, it's because her COKE was stolen.

Kristin Cavallari is Just an Evil Tramp.

The word on the net is that she is dating DJ AM just to get even with Nicole. Fuck her. God I love to hate this two bit whore.

The Fucking Bitch Needs To Get The Fuck Out My Face!

Repeat after me: Scar Jo Needs To Go!

Doesn't this bitch get it? I will cut a ho!

This Bitch Missed A Couple Meals This Week.

La Lo lookin' hurrend-ho! Too skinny, biotch - eat a cracker.

Courtney Love Bought Some BJ Lips.

They say... when you stop using drugs, you often turn to food, shopping, and sex.

Gay of the Day!

Danny Pintauro.

I Love Seeing My Girl Out And About!

I think she is slowly trimming down - she looks a lot better than when she was first released! I love my B.I.G. M.O.M.M.A.

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!

Paris gets sent to the clink!

I Can't Believe That's What Ryan Philippe Taps.

Reese Saggybuttspoon.

Trashney is Possibly Giving Birth Today.

This is her at the Taco Bell drive-thru. Bitch better eat while she is still preggers, if she wants lose that weight afterwards...

Nick & Ness.

Love them... still. But I am still in search of my gay Lachey. I'm hoping my new hairdo will help me land him...

Nelly Furtado's All Up In My Grill.

So, she doesn't look as fierce as usual, but I love her! I bet you she's a good baby mama.

Fag's Landing.

AKA John Travolta's Home.

STD Hilton, AKA DUI Hilton.

It's about time somebody busted this walking disease for drunk driving, I mean shit, I see it on www.tmz.com on the regular.

Marcia Cross is Preggers.

And I don't really give a fuck.

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking...Okay.

You'd think that after all that training with his menage a men, he'd be a lean, mean, assfucking machine... but he's not! Plus he shaved, I preferred the chin pubes on him.

Parker Posey Zaps Ethan Hawke With A Stun Gun!

Or so it looks.

Now fry like piggies, you freshman bitches, FRY!

Okay, Kelly Clarkson - Cut The Shit!

Your looks are fading, you are losing your fierceness, now pull this shit together. Pronto!

Justin Timberlicious.

God damn he's fine.

Brandon Davis May Call Her 'Firecrotch', But I'll Call Her Bald & Loose.

La Lo let's it all hang out.

Hi, Yes, I'll Have The Cottage Cheese on Thigh, Please.

Mischa Farton needs to hide those cottage cheese thighs before I choke on my own vomit!

Gay of the Day!

Augusten Burroughs.

Jessica Simpson Interview on The View

Gotta Love it!

Nicole Richie Uses Props to Mask Her Eating Disorder.

C'mon people, this girl isn't eating and it's just getting scarier and scarier. Her food accessories are for looks only, not for eating.

Did Ashlee Simpson Have More Work Done?

Are her lips bigger? What is it?

Woah! Suri May Actually Be Tom Cruise's Baby.

So I figure if I didn't put pictures of Suri on here ASAP I'd be a shitty celebrity blogger...

ta-da. It scares me to say, I think that she actually resembles Tom.

She's a cutie, but now, why was she in hiding for so long?!?