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Saturday, October 14, 2006

Other Bloggers: HELP!!!

So, I'm hoping that other bloggers can give me a hand. Since I upgraded from blogger to blogger beta, I can't post any youtube clips. You'd think that since google has bought youtube, this would be easy, but it's not. Somebody help a 'mo out!!!!!

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My-NO!

I'm just not feelin' Mya. I think she's a bitch. Although accusing 50 Cent of being a 'mo was great on her part.

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How Mych Gayer Could This Pic Be?

Cuba Gooding Jr. does Elmo. No comment.

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Ne-Yo = HOMO!

As most of you may remember I wrote a post about Ne Yo being gay. Oh, the shit that I got for that post. Then he shows his faggoty ass on TRL and does ballet?!? Dude, he's gay. I can smell it. I have a nose for these things.

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Lil' Kim & Snoop.


Could you imagine the kinky ass sex these two would have if they fucked? OMG, I' can't really deal.

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Wait, Is Solange A Tranny Too?

Um, what's with the hair? I don't know what these Knowles bitches did to me (actually I do know: NOTHING) but they are so phony that I just can't stand her or her 80 year old sister Beyonce. I just can't.

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Bruce & Demi Make A Bad Decision.

Oh dear lord. I smell cocaine, condoms and trouble.
Why is Rumer Willis hanging with La Lo?
Are her parent's high?

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Gay of the Day!

Gerry Studds.
The first openly gay politician.
R.I.P.

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Yes, This Picture Is Old...

But I found it when I was looking for posts for today. Why is he rubbing his daughter's vagina? Why is she dressed like that? Does anyone think that she's attractive?

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Matthew McConaughey & This Bulge Issue.

For someone who love to be naked, his dick sure looks tiny. I mean, I can't really make out what's going on in there, but it doesn't look like it's the biggest party. I mean, he's wet, so maybe it's turtle, but I'm not so sure. Now, I must see him nekkid for further examination of the issue...

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A Homo & His Tranny.


So this picture could keep a bulimic going for months. Need to puke? Just post this above your toilet & voila!

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Friday, October 13, 2006

Gay of the Day!

John Waters.

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Adam Brody Makes Me All Warm Inside...

...And down there. Yum yum, break me off a piece of that.

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21 Years Gone - So, what?


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The Transgression of Ashlee Simpson.

It's just so sad. She went from ugly to gorgeous to tranny to ugly.

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Bitch You Should Be Grateful Someone is Stalking Your Ass!

I know, I know, how insensitive, blah, blah, blah! Yes, it is scary to be stalked, but you know what? Sometimes it's scarier to be the stalker.
No really, I hope that they are okay, but one of the stalkers it the paparazzi? Good girl, you need all the attention you can get, your movies and your music sucks ass.

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Kirsten Ugly Needs Some Help!

Bitch needs a complete looks overhaul. From head to toe. Like yesterday, bitches.

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I've been Waiting For Gay Like You...

My niece, Jenny from the Block, tells me that she almost jumped the stage to jump his bones at the concert! Ew gross I know, she's my niece, how could I talk like that about her - well, she's more like a little sister than anything else - so it's okay. Besides, I was sneaking her into gay bars in Boston when she was like 14 - Remember Jenny? Not that she reads this blog, but her friends do, I'm sure one of them will mention it to her...

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Peace, Love, Boob Jobs, & Collagen!

Girl those titties are as fake as your plumped up lips. You are on the fast track to becoming the next Britney Spears Federline - or worse - TARA REID... Be careful, girl!

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I've Loved Paul Rudd Since Clueless!

And he looks muy delicioso in this pic! I think he is so cute - he'd be a good boyfriend... But Brielle, when we saw him at the Martin Sexton show, wasn't he a tad short?

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Are The People At The NY Post Trying To Say Something About Carson Daly OR Are They Just Smoking Some of The Sticky Icky?

I must say, Daly looks quite homosexual in that pic though!

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Thursday, October 12, 2006

This Pic Doesn't Even Need A Caption.

But I'll leave a little something anyway. K-Fed is so lame.
He so street with that face.
He needs some time away - like far away. It's sickening though, he loves the paparazzi, but acts like it's a hassle. Bitch you best be eating that shit up, 'cuz once Brit Brit gets sober, yo ass is out the motherfuckin' door!
BITCH, PLEASE!

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Cavallari Must Be Shitting Rivers Over This One!

Brody Jenner, Cavallari's ex and former Laguna Beach star Lauren Conrad are seen canoodling for the cams!
I love it! I hope Cavallari is bullshit somewhere, throwing shit, acting like her diva self. And, BTW, bitch has no right to be all diva, either!

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Alec baldwin Is A Douche!

What a fucking loser. This has-been actor actually fought with a cop on the scene of yesterday's horrible accident in NYC to get through a closed street. What an asshole, you think that because you are, actually were once, a celebrity that you deserve special privileges?
DUDE FUCK YOU!!!!
YOU SUCK!

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Would You People Please Help Me?

So if none of you are going to help me meet Lil' Kim - at least help me find my very own Gay Lachey! I love Nick and I just want the gay version of him. All for myself!
I make a mean french toast
&
I can make a sprite can disappear in my mouth...

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Dating: Mario Lopez & Cris Judd.

Just kidding, but wouldn't that be kinda hot. Well, the A.C. Slater being gay part...
Cris Judd is such a fag though!

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More Pictures of A Drunken Avril!

No bitch, FUCK YOU!

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Gay of the Day!

Bret Easton Ellis

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Did She Or Didn't She?

I Love this shit!!! Bitch went plastic surgery bonkers!!!!
Get more, girl, get more!
Disfigure yourself more for us!

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Horribe Tragedy.

My heart goes out to the Lidle family and to the others that were killed or injured in this horrific accident.

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Kirsten Ugly Was Given The Cover of A Mag! Boo!!!!!!

Bring it On was the only cool thing she ever did!
She looks like she's forty. Not cute.

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Jessica Simpson Stole Kristin Cavallari's Weave.

What is going on here. Ken Paves is using Cavallari's hair - NOT GOOD!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Cannot Dress Herself Anymore!


Oh dear lord Jennifer! What the fuck is going on?!?
It's all wrong honey. From the pants to the top to the glasses. No, no, & hell to tha NO!

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Sienna Miller Is Such A Loser!

The New York Post [http://www.nypost.com/] reports:
October 12, 2006 -- SIENNA Miller continues to embarrass herself in Pennsylvania, where she's shooting "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh." Having apologized for referring to the city as "S - - - sburgh," she threw a fit Saturday night when she was thrown out of Penny Folino's Young's Tavern because she didn't have ID. "Sienna
ripped off her hat and said, 'I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!' " Folino told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Miller, denied her vodka and tonic, stewed outside for 30 minutes. Bouncer Dan Kovacs said, "She was going crazy out there, stomping her feet." Said Folino: "No ID, no entry - I'm sorry, we can't bend the rules for anybody."
This bitch is done! Jude needs to cut that slutty ho out of his life, like yesterday!

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

This Is Hysterical!

Bitch is so nasty she scared the fug out of this Pug!

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Sandra Bullock Isn't Workin' It!

I see a peens & a beer gut. I imagine neither are really there!

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Cut The Shit With The Fractured Wrist Crap!

Dude, we all know the fractured wrist thing was a cover for an OD. Just get on with it, I bet that shit smells ripe!
Besides, no one gives a shit that and the "Team Harry" hat are STA to the LE!

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I Just Snarfed My Diet Coke!

Bitch, ain't no one gonna feel bad for you. You were never perfect (or even close) to begin with. Fuckin' get help and get over yourself. I cannot believe that US put you on the cover! How could there be nothing better, but yo nasty ass!
Bitch, PLEASE!

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Paris & Nicole Do A Cemetery! BORING.

I wonder why a cemetery.
Does anyone know?

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The Usual: Mary-Kate Leaving Starbucks!

Who does she have in tow? It ain't me! Please note: I am not saying anything about her boots, 'cuz this bitch is fierce and she can do almost anything!

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Geaorge Michael Invites Everyone Over To His Favorite Wooded Roadside Area For Tons Of Sex & E!

He's like "Let me be your father figure, put your tiny hands in mine."

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These Boots Were Made For Puking!

I'm just not into these boots. Or any boots like this. I dunno what it is, maybe it's a woman's thing. But I don't like 'em!

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Gay of the Day!

Keith Haring.

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Please Lord, Tell Me That Rosario's New Hideous Hair Is For Some New Role!

Because, my eyes are in pain with just the sight. She was so pretty, what did she do, why did she do it?
Why? Why? Why?

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What Was Your First Thought?

Mine was: OMG, I bet they slept together.

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Brooke NO-Gan!

Haggard. This poor thing, almost looks better with those damn fronts in!

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I Guess Jessica Got My Memo!

'Cuz she's lookin' a lot better today. Such a cute outfit. Nothing over the top or diva-ish. Just nice and normal - kinda like her, minus the normal part.

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Avril Likes To Party Party!

Love Avril! She's such an animal!

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Elton John Is A Bottom.

Umm, Doesn't it look like he's getting from the rear! Bad angle, bad angle!

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