Do You Think Whitney Is Really Sober?

I kinda do.... will it last?!?

Paves & His Angels.

Fuck those bitches - I just love my Kenny!

Matthew Cox, I mean Fox.

I see a peens! It doesn't look very big. That's disappointing.

Be-Snatch-Ce Runs Out Of Coke And Passes Out In The Maybach.

There's a runner in her pantyhose. Dumb tranny skank ass alcoholic. That's a great role model.

Gay of the Day!

Greg Louganis.

Ooooh, Not Purdy.

Jude Law looks like hammered shit in this pic. So sad, he is handsome chap normally.

Eva & Tony Are OVER!!!!!

Maybe 'cuz she's a ho?

William Wendy Is All A Mess.

Here he is smokin' a cigar. It's not helping you you convince skeptics that you are a woman. This tranny has some serious gender confusion.

Kirsten Dunst Just Never Looks Good.

Again, there is something terribly wrong with her in this picture. Very Shelley Long-esque.

Esquire Magazine Writers Must Be Blind/Retarded.

Sexiest woman? I think motherfuckin' not. Trashiest, maybe.

I Wet Myself!!!

I have no idea who this "Allison" is, but I think I love her. She saw my "Gay of the Day" from yesterday and she sent the link to Trent from Pink is the New Blog!

All I can say is gracias, mami!

I've gotten over 20,000 hits today as a result!

Loves it.

Love me or hate me - leave me comments, send me love, send me hate!

Peace, bitches!

Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Has A Deformed Nipple!

Ewwww, gross. Does someone have a pump?

This Bitch Is A Tranny!

Wendy Williams & Be-Snatch-Ce should do a road show together: Trannies-At-Large.

What's With Nicole's Outfit?

She looks like a jackass in that. An anorexic jackass.

My Name Is MK And I'd Like To Say Fuck All You Photoggers In A Major Way!

Okay, so I'm bored, deal with it...

I love me some Mary-Kate Olsen though!!!

What The Fuck Is This Shit?

Harry - don't do it. Just end it, don't give in to her - NO NO NO!!!!

A) Why are they together?

and

B) Why is she still rocking the faux wrist fracture?

I Had No Idea That Lil' Kim Once Dated, Gay Scott Storch!

If she dates fags, then I have a chance in the running for real!

Gay of the Day!

Darren Hayes.

Two Of Nick Lachey's Exes At The Same Par-tay!

I hope Jessica cut that bitch Kristin! I can't stand her - she is so annoying. Almost as annoying as bloggers like MOI!

Is It Me, Or Is Avril Lavigne Looking A Little Worn Out?

My girl looks all sorts of tired. What is this I hear about her spitting on the 'razzi? I love it!

I Call Her Coke Moss For A Reason.

My nose used to get like that too, but I tried to never go out in public with chunks of coke in my nose...but they NEVER went to waste...

Pink's Husband Must Be A Ponytail.

A ponytail is the male version of a beard - I made it up a couple of months ago...don't worry it'll catch on.

But if she isn't a full-on lesbo, then my gaydar needs a tune-up.

Robin Williams: Clean and Sober...and Now A Shopping Addict.

Just kidding, he only has one bag from Barney's - child's play in the world of shopaholics. He looks good though, nice and cleaned up.

Have I Ever Mentioned My Obsession With Dana Plato?

When Dana Plato tragically passed away, I went into some serious mourning. Anyone who lived with me on Glenville Ave in Allston, MA will remember those days ever so sadly.

I hung a plaque on my door, which read "LLDP" (Long Live Dana Plato). And although Aaliyah's passing was much more painful, there was always something about Kimberly Drummond that made me sad and blue.

So sad, her death. Even more sad, my obsession.

LLDP.

I love you all long time, leave comments on my site, hate mail or fan mail, I live for it all.

Lil' Kim, Dana Plato, & Aaliyah for life, bitches.

Mary-Kate Says Click on N-Fag's Ads, Motherfuckers!

So here it is, I'm at almost 150,000 page views total. That's in-fucking-sane. However, not enough people are clicking on my ads. Click the ads for me, please!!!! That's how I make money and I am so broke that one of my cats was labeled "buleems" on the cover of Us Weekly.

My cat can't (Henry) can't handle that type of negative publicity. There arepaparazzi all over my building and everytime my cat goes out for drinks, to the deli, to smoke a cig, it's flash, flash, flash all up and down the street. My cat is now in need of serious psychiatric treatment and may need to seek inpatient care as a result of the stress this has caused.

And that's why it is so important to click on my ads.

Listen to Mary-Kate, don't let my cat become the next Paparazzi ridden skinny pussy.

Birth of Daughter, Death of Son, Marriage of Scary Ass Bottomfeeder Attorney.

Well, at least we can say for sure that she is on drugs.

Wait, Is Orlando Bloom Gay?

I didn't think so, but then why is he with Professional Beard/Lesbian Penelope Cruz? Someone try to explain that one to me...

Peace, Love, & Confusion.

Why does Juliette Lewis look so confused? Did she forget she was on stage? Not a fan of the gold headband, but that's just me!

Heroin Doherty Seen Buying Needles.

Surprise, motherfucking surprise!

More Proof That Nick Hilton is a Man!

I think I see an adam's apple?!?

Gay of the Day!

Trent from Pink is The New Blog.

www.trent.blogspot.com

The Details Have Been Released...

Methadone and two antidepressants caused Anna Nicole' Smith's son to die. Saddening. My question is, was he addicted to heroin ant one point? Why was he on Methadone?

Got This Is Retarded?

Give me a break. I love to make fun of Be-Snatch-Ce!!!!

Oh Jesus, Another Family Affair!

Lindsay Lohan's little sis, Aliana Lohan, hits the recording studio. Oh dear god. I say she's about two years away from a coke addiction. Your thoughts?

Um, Yeah, hi.

Holy heat packer!!!!! Yummy, break me off a piece of that!

Sometime This Shit Is Just Too Easy...

For the love of gay men, please, someone, HELP Kirsten Dunst. She is bus-motherfuckin-ted!