Oh My Gaw!

Is this for Halloween, Jessica? I am frightened and horrified. Okay, I know celebs have the right to go out in public without makeup. Yes, the rights they have, but they shouldn't. Never. Never ever.

Jessica Simpson Stole Kristin Cavallari's Weave.

What is going on here. Ken Paves is using Cavallari's hair - NOT GOOD!

I Guess Jessica Got My Memo!

'Cuz she's lookin' a lot better today. Such a cute outfit. Nothing over the top or diva-ish. Just nice and normal - kinda like her, minus the normal part.

Christ, Jessica!

Honey, you don't look good. I mean the hair - faboo (thanks to Mr. Paves), but that dress - WTF is that thing?

Red Light(s)!

Eww, nice titties Jessica!

Not cute!

Many readers have been indicating that she has been wearing black as of late, because f weight gain. I think they may be right...

What The Fuck Is This?

Nope, not working Jessica. Go back to the fashion drawing board. Thanks, b'bye.

I Love the Speculation!

Everyone is all 'are they back together?'

Dude, they were best friends for years - and they're still friends now, get over it. It doesn't mean that Cacee is working for Jess again. Although Jess's new assistant apparently hates her job - so who knows, I guess!

Jessica Simpson & Ken Paves: More Than Just Friends.

I know she's horny, but c'mon, leave him for the gays!

Paves & His Angels.

Fuck those bitches - I just love my Kenny!

Two Of Nick Lachey's Exes At The Same Par-tay!

I hope Jessica cut that bitch Kristin! I can't stand her - she is so annoying. Almost as annoying as bloggers like MOI!

I Love Jessica Simpson's Makeup Artist.

Her eyes look so, well, crazy and insane. Somewhat deranged.

Not Working!

Sorry Jess, but you and Ken need to go back to the drawing board with the hair.

Um, What Up Debbie Downer Face?

Jessica Simpson is trying to mend fences with magazines after the John Mayer nightmare. Girl, please.

Oh - My - GOD!

Jessica Simpson, is that really you, behind all that fucking ugly?

Classic Shot of Jessica Simpson!

Nothing like standing behind the cover of a magazine that has the title "DUMPED" with your face on it. That's great for the self-esteem.

I could only dream of being that famous.

Jessica Simpson Looks Redonks.

I'm sorry, but she looka like a fool.

Her publicists Boots Were Made for Walking!

So the plan to gain publicity from dating John Mayer (which I don't really believe - I think that if anything John Mayer could gain some publicity from her, but anyway) backfired. Jessica looks retarded on the cover of Us and so she fires her publicist! Makes perfect sense to me.

Jessica Simpson Interview on The View

Gotta Love it!

They Say It's A Booger, I Say It Might Be Some Meth.

www.splashnewsonline.blogspot.com says it's booger, I dunno?!?

I Can't Quite Put My Finger On It...

But Jess is looking like she had some work done lately. I just can't figure out what...