Pre-nup Payout...

'Bout Time... These two both need to go away- NOW!

We're Cuntry!

So she looks good again, big fucking deal...

New Hair, New Dress, but ya still can't do anything about those "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" eyes hon. Thanks Mom!

Britney Is Totally Back On The Fig.

Now that she is not with child, she is totally using coke again. I know, I know, it's Halloween, but c'mon weight loss that fast, bitch please.

Britney's New Ride.

Brit Brit, Jamie Lynne and Jamie Lynne's man (who I bet Brit Brit has tried to fuck fuck) take a spin in Brit's phat new ride.

She can thank K Fed for spending all of her ca$h money, causing her to pimp it in a go kart.

It's Jayden James & It's A Boy.

It's official: Briney Had a boy and he's not named Sutton Pierce.

Ta-da.

Jayden James Federline?

How dare they try to bamboozle us into thinking it was Sean Preston. Or was Brit high and she decided to change his name, just 'cuz?

She is looking very good post baby #2 as opposed to her last go around with the post-preggers fatnicity.

I say crystal, diet coke, and exercise. It does a body thin!

And doesn't K-Fed look like he is right at home on WWE? Nice-n-trashy!

err, Brit Pops Out SPF Squared And K-Fed's Partying In Vegas.

Big fucking shocker.

SPF Squared's Godparents?!?

I'm assuming this was just a rumor, but could you imagine f Justin Timberlake & Christina Aguilera were his godparent's? That would be as fucked up as the fact that Britney probably got fucked up in the hospital after she gave birth!

SPF Squared?

Britney Spears Federline and her lame ass excuse for a husband named their second child Sutton Pierce Federline. Another SPF. No comment, no comment, no comment.

Britney Popped Out Another Baby Boy!

www.mtv.com reports:

Britney Spears gave birth to her second child late on Monday night, a source close to the family confirmed to MTV News, but whether it is a boy or a girl has yet to be officially revealed. Both Us Weekly and The National Enquirer have
reported the baby to be a boy; Spears' rep, however, dismissed the reports as "speculation."

Although it was never officially confirmed, Spears was expected to give birth later this week; reports circulated that she would have labor induced on Thursday in order to prepare for a cesarean birth. The birth of Spears' first son last year was also a cesarean (see "Britney Spears Gives Birth To A Baby Boy").

Rumors that Spears went into labor last week were promptly debunked after photographs of the singer driving to Taco Bell on Thursday surfaced. The singer was also photographed taking her son Sean Preston for a drive with her around Malibu, California, in her white Mercedes on Monday.

Spears discovered she was pregnant for the second time in early February, but waited until early May to confirm the news during an appearance on CBS' "The Late Show with David Letterman" (see "Britney Pregnant Again").

The birth marks Spears' second and her husband Kevin Federline's fourth child; Federline already has two children with former girlfriend Shar Jackson: 4-year-old Kori and 2-year-old Kaleb.

— Jennifer Vineyard

Trashney is Possibly Giving Birth Today.

This is her at the Taco Bell drive-thru. Bitch better eat while she is still preggers, if she wants lose that weight afterwards...

Grandma Spears is so Much Cuter Than Trashney.

Trashney is so over. I can't wait until she pops this baby out.

Trashneyville USA!

I don't even care to comment, but the pic could tell a thousand and one stories.

Trashney Spears Federetarded.

Derrrrr.

Yo Trashney, I Told You To Lose The Hats.

Please, for the love of my starving cats, take off those damn hats. You look redonkulous.

Dude, Drop the Hats.

I know that your southern and all, but bitch it don't work. Just be a trashy housewife, with a drug problem.

Trashney Spears Federline Loves Her Husband SOOOOOOOOOOO Much That...

She wants to be buried with her dog. I'm hoping this idiot is sober since she is with child, but that coke must have eaten away at her brain. 'Cuz she be so stoopit sometimes. Kentwood, LA must be so proud.

But it kinda makes me feel smart....

Shall we go into it?

Bitch, you are not Demi. You're more airbrushed than them nameplates at the mall. Go back to Kentwood. And get a facial while you are at it.

Why did she do this - wasn't the interview with Matt Lauer bad enough?