Hi, My name is Lindsay L

So if they hand out poker chips at AA meetings, what do they hand out at Gambler's Anonymous meetings?........

Dime bags?

Just wish this chip was for her:)

Is That Meth Stuck In Lindsay Lohan's Nose...

Or is it just shadows?

Lindsay Lohan: The Crystal Meth Years.

Is this bitch doing the walk of shame. that's what it looks like. I remember one Halloween in Boston, I was like 19 and I was doing the walk of shame (I didn't have money for the T, which I later remembered is free outbound above ground on Comm Ave) in a costume from somewhere in The Fenway to Glenville Ave in Allston. I made it halfway home, before remembering that part of my costume included toilet paper hanging out of my ass.

Derr. And people ask me why I don't drink or do drugs anymore...

Lindsay Lohan Really Needs Help.

So everyone is talking about her apparent psychosis. Bitch was too high, that's all. La Lo, please get help - you are becoming a has been all too quickly. Lay off the meth, the coke, the whatever.

You totally have coke bloat - I know what it looks like - I've had it.

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me.

At first I thought that this picture must be old. I mean he called her firecrotch and shit. But no, bitch is rocking the fractured wrist in this pic, so it must be recent. Bitch is stupid, don't she know not to fuck with mean homosexuals. It should be one of the Ten Gay Commandments.

Bitch, Is You High?

La Lo is just such a fucking mess. She needs to lay off the crystal, it will ruin her. Didn't she learn from her father's ways? Bitch is gonna be arrested or pregnant within the next year. Mark my words.

Please, La Lo, go to rehab, yesterday.

La Lo OR Alien Spice?

While La Lo's personality is morphing into that of Britney Spears Federline, her looks are morphing into Alien Becks! Oh my.

Nope, Sorry.

La Lo, La Lo, La Lo. Just get help. The meth isn't working for you anymore, it's working against you. Even abroad.

Tommy Hilfiger Needs Help!

Come out, come out, wherever you are. The gayness is all over this pic, like woah!

Two Skinny Bitches; One Fat bag of Meth!

Kate Bosworth & Lindsay Lohan together. Sick isn't it. These skinny bitches, parading their skinny methed out asses all over the place. In the words on Mo'Nique "Fuck these skinny bitches!"

This Bitch Can't Stop!

La Lo at Hyde in Hollywood, underage drinking is very bad. I guess the meth addiction trumps the drinking though! Bitch, just stay home a night or two.

Lindsay Got Served!

PerezHilton [www.perezhilton.com] reports that Lindsay Lohan signed court documents thinking she was signing an autograph. Lindsay has been summoned to appear in court to testify against her mother, Dina (aka The White Oprah).

Rumer & Lindsay: A Match Made In Gold Hell.

I hope they aren't dyking out or anything.

Lindsay Morgan Lohan Has Morphed Into Britney Spears Federline.

I knew it was only a matter of time. Bitch must have been high when she thought that was a fierce look.

Bruce & Demi Make A Bad Decision.

Oh dear lord. I smell cocaine, condoms and trouble.

Why is Rumer Willis hanging with La Lo?

Are her parent's high?

Peace, Love, Boob Jobs, & Collagen!

Girl those titties are as fake as your plumped up lips. You are on the fast track to becoming the next Britney Spears Federline - or worse - TARA REID... Be careful, girl!

Cut The Shit With The Fractured Wrist Crap!

Dude, we all know the fractured wrist thing was a cover for an OD. Just get on with it, I bet that shit smells ripe!

Besides, no one gives a shit that and the "Team Harry" hat are STA to the LE!

Misery Loves Crystal.

What the fuck La Lo? Did you run out of crystal? Is that why you look so unhappy?

P.S. Nice plumped lips - all the more to suck a ....

Coke Bloat Is Back!

That's coke bloat, I should know, I had it for like two years. La Lo needs help - fast!

Were Keanu Reeves & La Lo Actually Together...

...Or were they just in the same place at the same time. Or is this another lame "Team Harry" Hat stunt?