I've been Waiting For Gay Like You...

My niece, Jenny from the Block, tells me that she almost jumped the stage to jump his bones at the concert! Ew gross I know, she's my niece, how could I talk like that about her - well, she's more like a little sister than anything else - so it's okay. Besides, I was sneaking her into gay bars in Boston when she was like 14 - Remember Jenny? Not that she reads this blog, but her friends do, I'm sure one of them will mention it to her...

Nick & Ness.

Love them... still. But I am still in search of my gay Lachey. I'm hoping my new hairdo will help me land him...

I need a Gay Lachey.

I need to find the Gay Lachey. Because minus the Miller Lite (if you're gonna drink, drink something good) he is perfection.

We are NOT Nick & Vanessa...

Nick & Vanessa disguise themselves all too well as they await the arrival of the Batmobile.