Nicole, Nicole, Nicole.

First of all, if you don't want people saying that you are anorexic, don't wear those ugly fucking skinny jeans. Second of all, bitch eat a burger.

Pete Doherty: The Poster Boy Of Sobriety.

Yep, he definitely looks good and sober here...

Gay of the Day!

Pedro Almodovar.

Wait, What?

Tony & Eva. I thought these bitches was done? WTF?

I Wonder What Their Baby WIll Look Like?

I mean, I'd love to say a mix between Tori & Dean, but what would Tori look like minus the plastic?

Spare Me - This Posh/Holmes Shit Is Some Serious Scientology BULLSHIT!

Posh "Me Like Alien"

Homes "Help Me, I Think I Am Being Brainwashed"

Posh "I'm So Suri"

Paris Hilton In A Cab... Does It Get Any Better?

Seriously, I peed myself when I found this pic. She is such a retard.

Being Sober Usually Makes People Look Better.... Not Ms. Love!

Why she look so fugly?

Me no like!

Tranny Hilton & Her Short Short Man.

Barf. I'm in a rush, so pardon the short captions... I have to go to a sober drag pageant - can't wait!!!!

Keisha Castle-Preggers At 16!

I think it's wrong. I mean, I know people who had babies at this age. I'm sure she'll be a great mom, but I think she's just a child herself...

Can Someone Help Me Out Here...

WTF is wrong with Scott Storch. He has to be one of the ugliest closet case homosexuals that I have ever seen! Is he a little slow... what is it!!!!

Kelly Rowland should be scared to be so close to that!

This Is Sick!

Madonna thoroughly checks African kids, as she picks the one she will take home with her.

Just kidding! But wouldn't that be fucked up?

I Think Lil' Kim Looks Fierce.

F Whatchu Heard! My baby Mami is FINE!

Tell Me SJP's Hand is Photoshopped!

If not, those are some scary ass veins!

Kirsten Dunst Picks Up Her Monthly Prescription of Acyclovir!

She's like 'hurry up motherfucker, I need to get this and RUN!!!'

Please Tell Me This 'Mo Is Wearing One Of Her Designs?!?

'Cuz if not, Kanye looks like an idiot.

Kristin Cavallari IS An Asshole.

She said she wasn't into watching the new Laguna Beach, because they were overdramatic and trying too hard to be like the original. Bitch, did you ever watch your own fucking show? Trying to hard, take a look in the mirror you egotistical nobody.

Dayum!

Bitch, motherfuckin' please!

Gay of the Day!

Josh Kilmer-Purcell. Author of I Am Not Myself These Days.

Red Light(s)!

Eww, nice titties Jessica!

Not cute!

Many readers have been indicating that she has been wearing black as of late, because f weight gain. I think they may be right...

Bad Cleavage Alert!!!

Not like I really give a fuck about boobs, but I have when the cleavage looks like that. Paula Abdul pulled that shit once and I have the pic on my computer at home... Or else I'd post it now to give you the comparison.

Zitmeron Diaz Will NEVER Be Hot!

No matter how hard she tries. My friend Krizzle and I were talking about Being John Malkovich and how unlike most celebrities that have to MAKE them look ugly for parts. For her, they just didn't put any makeup on her!!!!!

It was funny.

Um, Yum!

Kid Rock looks fucking hot here! Pammy must have dressed him...

I Love Mary-Kate, But Why In Hell Are They Revisiting Their Old Pose?

I thought they were over the fish face combo? I mean I knew Ashley still did it, but I thought MK was to cool for school with that one?!?

Why Don't We Get Drunk...And Do E!

Jimmy Buffett is an E-head! He got caught with way too many pills www.tmz.com reports!

I am shocked as I am that Paris Hilton is a whore.

Alicia Keys Gets Whitney Houston's Old "I'm A Lesbian" Haircut.

"Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, skin that and make me a coat"

What The Fuck Is This?

Nope, not working Jessica. Go back to the fashion drawing board. Thanks, b'bye.

Don't FUCK With Shanna Moakler!

Cuz, this bitch will cut you. Don't you know prior to the Paris Hilton attack, she beat a bitch a broke Travis's arm!

I LOVE HER!!!

Katie & Posh: A Match Made In Scientology Heaven.

It figures that a brainwashed bitch would end up being friends with an alien with boobs. So pitiful, I tell ya, but those scientologists scare the fuck out of me, they just zap people out of the universe. Scary.

Done-a-rama!

Brody Jenner & Nicole "I Eat, Bitch" Richie are done. And the world is just as shocked as I am.

A Woman After My Own Heart!

Lil' Kim and the man who should have been president!

Somebody who reads this blog must know Lil' Kim - HOOK MY ASS UP!!!!

Katie Has Been So Brainwashed.

Look at how scary she looks. See what Tom did to her, he ruined her, I tell ya, RUINED HER!!!

Gay of the Day!

Mo Rocca.

I assume he's gay...

A Little MK To Start My Day.

Why is Ashley lookin' so "tortured" these days?

PS: I still love Mary-Kate.

The Gayest...

Those are some seriously gay shots. But whatevs. I love him, I think he is gorgeous. He just needs to ditch the zit infested biotch, Cammie.

This Is So Heartbreaking.

She's a total mess. She just had a baby, lost her son, and then got married to that waste of space. She must be back on the pills. My sincerest condolences.

Goddamn, I love Mary-Kate Olsen!

Here she is in Paris at a Dior show. Mmm-bop, this bitch is delish!

It's Monica Le-Splitsville for Jennifer & Vince.

Yet, weren't they just on the cover of some tab with the heading indicating that they were getting married?

PS. In my real job, in my real life (where I am now - and yes, I should be doing my REAL work) there is a fucking mouse in my office. Fuck that shit. This is disgusting!

Gay of the Day!

John Paul Gaultier.

Zoe Kravitz Could Me Lisa Bonet's Clone.

This is one fierce bitch! I love her. And yes, I am aware of who her mother is...

Maggie Gyllenhaal FINALLY Popped Out A Baby Girl.

Jesus. Thank god, I was started think she was gettin' all Suri on our ass.