Okay Kids, Here it Goes....

I am so ENVIOUS of Perez (www.perezhilton.com) . Yup, I said it and I don't give a fuck. What I would do to have a picture with me and Lil' Kim.... This is where all y'all come in. If you love me or love to hate me, you will help me out!

I need everyone who reads this blog to send me emails and leave comments giving me feedback.

I need everyone who reads this blog to tell at least 10 people (preferably people who know people who know people who may or may not know a celebrity).

I had over 68,000 hits for the month of August, this means that people are coming here. And that is mucho good-o. However, I want more, more, more!

Add me as a friend on myspace (www.myspcae.com/notoriousfag1) , tell everyone you know, and will someone please send this to Lil' Kim and mention my absolute love for her and her filthy, but sweet ways.

Do it for my 88 year old Grandma visiting my family in Connecticut. She'd appreciate it. Do it for my baby mama, do it for my cats.

Or do it for my gorgeous niece Jennifer at Quinnipiac University.

Paris Hilton & Her Brother Nicky Hilton.

Did Paris use Bjork's old dress, sans the neck/head of the bird? She looks like an asshole in the thing.

Gay of the Day!

Kevin Spacey.

I heard he got caught fooling around with some twink in the steam room at The Equinox Gym on Greenwich & West 12th. Not sure if it's true, but I love the juice.

How Lame is Tom Cruise?

While he is under fire for acting like a person in need of some serious psychotropic medication, he apologizes to Brooke Shields. Too little, too fucking late, you fag.

Nick & Nicole.

They'd actually be a cute couple. A hot muscle hunk and a skeleton.

John Mayer & A Lesbian.

I mean Alicia Keys. Please note: John Mayer's head is Ginormous.

Have I Been Under a Rock, or On My Knees Near a Cock?

CaCee Cobb & Donald Faison are a couple?!?

Be-snatch-ce's Birthday is September 4th...

So they say. How old do YOU think she is? I say 62. Leave your guess of her real age in a comment.

Did Charo Get A Breat Reduction?

No, it's just Fergie "I peed myself on stage" Ferg.

Beyonce, 76, Performance 2006 VMA's

Your Dad may Be Rich, But You Are Still Nothing But White Trash, Ms. Stewart

I hate this fucking cunt, I really do. I hate seeing her and I will fuck with her as much as I please.

Chris O'Donnell Looks Horrible.

He looks absolutely hideous. WTF Happened?

Trashneyville USA!

I don't even care to comment, but the pic could tell a thousand and one stories.

Gay of the Day!

Kayne Gillaspie from Project Runway.

I Think He's So Faggy Looking.

That's Scott Storch, BTW.

Unacceptable.

Fergie: The retarded re-invention of Gwen Stefani and her Harajuku Girls.

La Lo & Morton: "Ni**a, I'm High Gettin' Head on the Beach"

So said, Biggie Smalls. Hmm, this picture looks like an opening scene of a movie I recently ordered on Adult On Demand....

I'd Rather Gouge My Eyes Out....

Than ever have to see Pete Wentz make out with an animal again. Make out with me bitch.

Lil' Kim Out & About?!?

Isn't Mami on house arrest?!? I love her, she's fierce, but the outfit, could be a little more exciting. I mean, the corset/vest thing, whatever the fuck it is, NOT WORKING! Did Marc Jacobs make/approve this?

Jennifer Lopez: The VMA Disaster.

Are you fucking kidding me? Mark Anthony looks better naked than J. Lo does in her fucking swimcap.

Hilary Duff Say She Won't Rule Out Cosmetic Surgery...

But the bitch is half plastic anyway! Love her and her craziness and her attempts to be all badass, but bitch please.

Axl Rose, AKA The Dude Who Beat Up Tommy Hilfiger.

Scary Spice. He is an awful wreck who has had way to much work done, but not enough in the right areas!

Mariah, Lay Off The Krispy Kreme's!

Poor Mariah, her body must hate her ass with all the gains and losses. She doesn't look fine here and I'm sad to report, that the bitch still cannot dress!

I Love Seeing Couples Who Truly Connect.

Eva "Orange" Longoria & Tony Parker enjoy a romantic lunch al fresco.

Wait, So You're Telling Me She Had Her Lips Plumped?

Why is this news to anyone, Jessica Simpson's lips blatantly looked fake when she got them done?!?

Many Years Later & I'd Still Bang JC.

Especially if he showed up at my door looking this good!

Mrs. Bratman is Looking Good!

She does look sizzlin here, but I want Madonna to win those awards tonight, sorry Mrs. B!

Lance, Demoted.

Now that Reichen is fucking his way up the star ladder, he forces Lance to walk 5 paces behind. I love it!

Nicky Hilton: Lady Looks Like A Dude.

I see an apple, a la Adam!

You Say It's Your Birthday, Dun-nunna-nuh-nuh-nuh!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIELLE, PAPI CHULO LOVES YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO MY GORGEOUS B-ROCKA, I LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU A WONDERFUL 27TH YEAR.

XOXOXOXO

N-FAG

Beyonce, 77, Looka Lika Man.

Or kind of like a cardboard cut out of herself. Look, Ellen's all confused too!

Gay of the Day!

John Travolta.

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others!!!

I totally bet Rosie ends up suing Wawa Walters at some point. I can't wait for the drama of the show's demise to ensue.

La Lo Is Quickly On Her Way To Trashneyville.

Bad couture, bad booties, nice titty hard-on.

Didn't Ashlee Already Pull This Stunt Before?

After a night of giving way to much head, Jessica Simpson pretends she can't speak. The cum has her all stopped up.

Aretha Franklin's Boobs Make Me Proud to be a Homosexual Man.

Fucking filthy. Bitch not only are you old, you are gross. Dress appropriately.

I Am Pretty Sure That I Just Shit My Pants.

Something is terribly wrong with Hilary Duff. She looks more like Hideous Duff in this shot.

Extensions Like Woah!

Beyonce, 76, has some KRAZY ass extensions. Simmer down there girl, your granddaughter, Tina (and fashion designer) did not approve this nest!

John Travolta is a Fag and I Knew it All Along!

Homo! It's sickeningly odd that this kiss makes me a little hot.

WTF?!? I obviously need to get some.

Hot Mama Gwen Stefani Boycotts The VMA's!

Because of Kelly Clarskon?!?

Trashney Spears Federetarded.

Derrrrr.

Gay of the Day!

Reichen Lehmkuhl.

I Still Hate Scar Jo.

Just 'cuz Woody Allen likes you, doesn't mean you're the shit. I mean, Woody Allen also likes Soon-Yi. 'Nuff said.

Imagine Having To Touch Those Nasty Ass Toes of La Lo?!?

Bitch is coked out of her tree!

Christina Ricci!

Love her. Smoke that ciggy girl, go 'head.

I'm So Buying A 'Team Richie' Shirt.

Kristin Cavallari whores around town with a 'you can have him' shirt, clearly directed toward Nicole "I only eat for the razzi" Richie.

Bitch, please. No one gives a shit about you!

Kirstin Dunst...

Is a lame ass BITCH!

Oy Vey, Ms. Simpson!

Love her and her fake laryngitis, but this outfit does nothing for her. I just keep thinking 'save the whales' and I'm not exactly sure why!

Marcus Schenkenberg Is Muy Delicioso!

Spank me Marcus, spank me good!

And to think, Pamela Anderson could have had that! Bust she chose Kid instead.

SUCKA!!!!!!!

Isn't Kristin Cavallari Underage?

This bitch is falling fast. Stop drinking before you become the next Lindsay Lohan who is quickly becoming the next Trashney Spears Federline, who is Anna Nicole Smith.

Kristin, do you really wanna be Anna Nicole Smith? Yeah, I didn't think so.

I Bought The Olsen's Home.

When I was tripping on acid in my dream last night.

Major Downgrade For Jessica Simpson.

The word on the street is that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are dating. Hold on, I just puked.