Not A Cute Look For Justin Timberlake.

But we all know it's just that the camera snapped at the wrong moment, my man is delish!

Dave Navarro Is Sexy.

I just want to spank that ass. All day, all night. He looks so good!

I'm Sorry, But Bow Wow Is HOT!

I've thought he was gay for years, well before I started blogging. My thoughts haven't changed...

Holy Shit, Ryan Reynolds Is Delish!

Cream Alert!!!!

Fred Durst Turns Me on.

Is there something wrong with that? The jury is still out on my level of insanity...

Well, Smack My Ass & Call Me Charlie.

Ryan Philippe is so adorable.

I So Have The Hots For A.C. Slater!

He makes me feel something funny in my stomach...

Johnny Knoxville Makes Me Horny.

I can't even begin to count the number of fantasies I've had that involve him. Mmmbop.

Gay of the Day!

Danny Roberts.

Wentworth Miller Makes Me Cream.

I hope he is gay. I mean I did make him my gay of the day once, way back, I just want another hottie for our team.

'Cuz I'm Freeeeee Freeeeeballlin!

Let me just slide those babies down and give boo a little kiss...

I Was Wondering Why I Was Getting So Many Hot Men Speaking To Me On Myspace!

Dude, my default pic on Myspace is NOT me. It's soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. So sorry to disappoint, but I am a 500 lbs hairy Italian man!

Just kidding, more like 175 lbs.

Click www.myspace.com/notoriousfag1 to add me as a friend!

T.R. Knight & His Fuckable Boyfriend.

I'll be the meat in that yummy sandwich...

The Hotness.

Ryan Philippe does Interview. He Also does Reese Withered-poon. For some odd reason he hasn't done me yet...

They'd Be A Hot Real-Life Couple.

John Stamos & Lori Loughlin. They would be a hot duet. Way hotter than when they were taping Full House.

But I think she's married...

Jude Digs For Dingleberrys.

Yet, I still find this oddly attractive...

Mr. Beckham, Please Fuck Me Hard.

Col. Sanders said it best: Finger lickin' good.

Six.

I'd like to have six with Jake.

I'd like to play with his 6+6 inch peens.

I want to have six babies with Jake.

I'd like to have fuck Jake six times.

Six can be fun.

I'll Roll His Dice Any Day!

I really have no clue who Eric Bana is. I've heard his name before, but I don't know of him. Who cares? He's so cute, I had to post the pic!

If Anyone Is Looking For Cream - It's In My Pants!

Eww, even I think that headline was gross. Anyway, Ryan Philippe is so yummy.