Bitch, stay away from my man.

I will cut this bitch.

Kristin Cavallari needs to keep her hands of my boyfriend!

He is so FUCKING cute.

Happy Birthday Maddox!

I Heart Jenna Jameson.

She is one hot ho.

Bitch Does Nothing for Me.

I have no idea why I can't stand Shannon Elizabeth. But I can't.

I feel like I could get scabies just by looking at her.

She Will Never Get This Shit Right.

Tara Reid loses all over again.

I'm not sure she will ever be able to redeem herself. And until then, yes, I will keep nailing her on this site.

Pink Provides a Golden Shower for Some Pavement.

Now that is hot!

This girl is Nassss-t.

Danity Kane - Show Stopper (World Premiere)

Three in the back, one in the passenger...

Thank You!!!

In it's infancy, this site's first month had 15,136 hits. I am so grateful.

Please continue to come back and tell everyone you know about this site!

My goal for August is 50,000.

At the end of the month I will update the number of hits.

Click My Ads, PLEASE!!!!

Thank you Lindsay Morgan Lohan, Mary-Kate Olsen, Lil' Kim, and my cats Hazel, Duncan, and Henry.

Bitch, please.

Mariah Carey & Whitney Houston: Not Insane

This one's for you Bob!!!!

Britney Spears - My Predicament (Mad TV)

WTF is this? Practice?

Kelly "Preggers" Rowland with children.... BTW, who's the baby daddy?

Mr. Phelps.

I got this shot from towleroad.com. He made me remember how much I obsessed over this guy during the Olympics. I live near Herald Square and I remember creaming my pants everytime I saw that 10 story picture of him.

Mmm bop.

Haters: Keep on Hatin!

Some more very important comments, that I feel the need to post:

Anonymous said...
Why are you so mad about mot being able to see Toms baby? Just because they are keeping it out of the public eye and not making the baby available for YOUR viewing pleasure hes gotta be psychotic? Now lets really think about whos being the crazy one here...hmmmmm...seems that all fingers are pointing to you. Grow the fuk up. Just because someones belifes dont align with yours doesnt mean you have to be a dip shit about it.

Well, I first would ask you to learn how to spell. Next I'd like to ask you if you are a Scientologist? Lastly, I'd like to ask you to not be such a pansy and post your address if you are going to be such a cock.

Thank you.

Anonymous said....

why don't you leave the judging of a woman's sexuality up to heterosexual men and lesbians... me, I think Hartnet's nasty... but I don't like to bang guys- so you win.

Answer: Because I can do whatever the fuck I want on my blog. Why don't you start your own blog and do just that.

and

BTW, everybody secretly likes to bang guys.

Alright, I know, not everyone, but most people.

If this bitch stays celibate for the year...

I will shit my pants and post it.

No, not really.

Even when he makes funny faces he is still delish.

Pharrell, with Kanye, looking like a nice meal for this homo.

The other side of Diddy.

He looks like one cracked out motherfucker.

Ewww.

Rachel Hunter is all sorts of busted up in this shit.

I am so in love with Page Six.

Al's gettin some late night booty - from the mens.

This Page Six article by Richard Johnson states:

August 4, 2006 -- STAR Jones' husband, Al Reynolds, had better tell strangers who come looking for him late at night to be a little more careful whose buzzers they ring.

A neighbor of Reynolds and Jones who lives on a lower floor in the same ritzy Yorkville building where the couple have a penthouse says a mystery man rang his lobby buzzer Monday at 4 a.m. and asked for Star's better half. "He said, 'I'm looking for Al Reynolds,' " tattled the neighbor, who told the nocturnal visitor that he was calling the wrong apartment number.
"He was a really big black guy in a bucket hat," said the mole, who glimpsed Reynolds' gentleman caller on his TV monitor via the building's closed-circuit cameras.

Jones' spokesman, Brad Zeifman, downplayed the incident. He told us she and Reynolds "have been continuously harassed at all hours of the night after their address was made public, and, fortunately, the two of them were not home on this night."

Reynolds' neighbor says that, during daylight hours, Jones' mustachioed hubby is a regular sight around the building - albeit in very informal dress.
"I know Al. I see him in the elevator all the time - in Spandex," the neighbor said, adding that Jones and Reynolds appear to be together "only when they go to parties. They are always together at night when they go to events. They drive around the neighborhood in a new car - a black 2007 S-Class 550 Mercedes."

But a different source said that last weekend, Reynolds stepped out on the town with some male pals but without Jones. And he's previously been spotted alone at nightclubs on the East End. Last year, he was denied entrance at one Hamptons nightclub after showing up with a gaggle of guys.

Word of Reynolds' mystery caller comes two days after Jones' rep angrily insisted that somebody is out to get the couple by claiming their marriage is finished. The rep also warned that Jones' lawyers have launched an investigation into who's been spreading the splitsville story and said they were closing in on a culprit, whom they intend to take to court.

Wendy Williams Sucks!

I hate her, her weave, her fakeness.

Bitch gotta go.

Back in the lab with the pen and the pad!

That's my girl, straight back to work.

Here's her new song The Game's in Trouble.

Somebody if you can't introduce her to me, just show her to this site, PLEASE!!!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/lil-kim-games-in-trouble-gq-beatz-mp3-ysk.html

My Jaw Hurts

She's all a mess.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph, STOP WEARING BIKINIS!!!

Tara is one broke down busted mess. Someone please do an intervention. I can't take it anymore....

Oh fuck?!?

Mary-Kate was doing so well. What happened? What is going on with her eyes? It seems that something is terribly off.

Don't get me wrong, I know that it's never entirely right with her, but I normally only have praises for my girl.

You got it dude.

Ashlee Simpson's old nose grows back!

I really think it did. Look at the pic closeup, I see some bumps.

Penelope Cruz is a lying sack of lesbian shit.

Another fucking idiot, pretending that she laid eyes on Suri, the figment of a psychotic man's imagination.

This must have been in her contract.

I Love it!

I love it so much! So dramatic. I hope this herpes infected girl gets her shit together and pulls a Not Without My Daughter. I mean, all she needs is a pillow.

Wentworth Miller is such a cutie.

Yummy. He makes me rise to the occasion. Grrr.

My neck, my back...

Trina is busted.

Give me a fucking break, please.

Beyonce, 43, her younger sister Solange, 30, and their "sister" Kelly "Preggers" Rowland, 25 at a movie premiere.

Pink is channeling Anna Nicole Smith.

This is not a cute look, Alecia Moore.

Breaking News: Nicole Richie Ate Something in 2006.

Hot diggety dog, check out those leggggggggggs.

WTF is Bitchmora Lee Simmons doing?

Is she giving air head to a lifeguard? What is going on?

Kate Beckinsale: I wasn't aware that she was such a ho.

Is she? I'm confused.

Janet dresses much better today.

Thank god, because that last outfit was fucking horrible.

SLUT.

Denise Richards: So hating this bitch. I loved to hate her in Drop Dead Gorgeous, but now I really hate her. I can't wait until Sambora drops her ass.

This bitch just can't stop.

La Lo needs to go. I know I should stop focusing on her, because it's getting old, but this bitch is crazy.

And this is why I actually like perezhilton.com , besides the fact that he is a true star fucker...

He got this email:

-----Original Message-----

From: [XXXXXXXX]

To: Perez Hilton

Subject: Re: Yooo

Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 23:23:59 +0000

Almost witnessed 3kids being hit by paparazzi.... Never in my life had an expirience as I just did with the paparazzi. I am not kidding I am shaking, cannot breathe a bit, scared, anxious and sad. If someone doesn't feel bad, than I will feel bad for myself. It is disgusting what these g-d damn people are doing to me. As well as the people in my life that I work with/for. Its vulgar and I'm saddened for myself.

And, ANY of those willing to fall into judging me in any way in the future, or past. Can watch the video tapes that these men/women take ofme while they are being invasive towards my DAY off.... Which I never have anymore. (Send that to Morgan Creek)

G-d Bless.xxl

There's nothing like smoking cigs wit yo momma.

Melanie Griffith lights a stogey for her daughter.

Does that say 'the family guy' next to K-Fed's picture?

Is this a joke? His bitch ass dipped on Shar Jackson to be with Britney Spears White Trash Federline.

I think I need a 12 Step program for my addiction to Mary-Kate

You smoke that cig girlie.

Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over Mary-Kate, that our lives had become unmanageable....

So can someone tell me exactly why Josh Hartnett is dating Scar Jo?

Because she is one disgusting BITCH!

Disgusting Beard.

Star Jones is going downhill mucho fasto.

Don't even get me started.

First of all is Pamela Anderson wearing white on her wedding day? That's a joke. And is Kid wearing a baseball hat during their ceremony?

And people wonder why I make fun of celebrities.

What is this about?

Kate Bosworth is not only totally anno, but she has horrible taste in clothing (or she is using Macy Gray's headless stylist... again), and her bobblehead is just wrong. She looks like Loni Anderson!

Gurl, put those nipples away.

Jessica Simpson and her nipples have come out to play.

What is it with gay men and boobs?

Paves must love it too!

What happened to my little L.A.M.B.?

I am so happy that she is a mommy.

I am so brokenhearted that she dresses like a mommy.

Dyan Cannon.

There is not one thing that is right with this tragic mess.

WTF is this outfit about?

Janet, what is with those socks, those shoes, that hankey?

So very wrong.

Perpetuating my myth that Nicky Hilton is really a dude.

She's only what, ten feet taller than her man???

Al Reynolds may actually come back out...

The word on the street is that Star is bitchin to all of her pals that this shit is kaput. That's because he is ka-gay.

I know that she is preggers and that it's hot as balls in NYC, but...

...I sometimes cannot believe that Maggie Gyllenhaal is really Jake's sister.

Break me off a piece of that.

I'd never seen this guy before. His name is Francesco Totti and he is a hottie. He's a hot-Totti.

God, I crack myself up.