Saturday, August 12, 2006
I Wanna Be in the Middle!
I Just Threw Up All The Fondue I had For Dinner.
I Only Dream of Being That Close to Johnny Knoxville's Ass.
PerezHilton is Such A Starfucker.
Friday, August 11, 2006
A Whore Wears Panties.
Jesus Take The Headband.
That's One Long Ass Finger Jodie.
Posh Spice is the Yoko Ono of Soccer.
La Lo's Boobs Explode!
Dear God, WTF is that? A piece of grape bubble gum?
I'm Attracted to Women Today.
"My Man 5-0, I Don't See Him In Da Club, 'Cuz He's Out in CT, With a Dick in His Butt" Says Lil' Kim
Kanye West Gets a Beard.
I'd Hit That...
Lou Diamond Phillips Hits Women.
Police were called to a home in Northridge, Calif. around 2:00 a.m. and found Phillips and his live-in girlfriend in an argument. The couple had apparently gotten into a heated verbal disagreement that escalated and allegedly became physical. Phillips was arrested and taken to the Devonshire police station where he is currently being held on $50,000 bail. The name of the woman was not released.
Phillips is perhaps best known for his portrayal of 50's teen idol Ritchie Valens in "La Bamba" and has most recently been seen on NBC's "Law & Order: SVU" and various other TV guest star appearances.
TMZ is awaiting comment and more information from Phillips' rep.
Dina Lohan Must Be Smoking Angel Dust.
But is it a reality show? "I don't want to say that word, but it is about real people," Dina says, without explaining much more about the show."
Lunatics In The Street, Gotta Keep The Heat
Thursday, August 10, 2006
You're In Big Trouble Mister.
Darling, This Is ALL Wrong.
Neither Sexy, Nor Back.
Navarro & Jameson.
I Still Think That BKA (Brandy Killed Aaliyah).
I'm So Suri.
If You Can't Take The Heat, Get The Fuck Out The Kitchen.
"They are trying to kick her out. It is very disruptive with all of her friends coming in and out and her late nights," said a source. Another insider added, "Even for the Chateau, it is too much." But a rep for the famed hotel to the stars sniffed, "Not true."
Meanwhile, a crew member from Lohan's 2005 flick, "Herbie: Fully Loaded," has anonymously posted a letter on worldofwonder.net that supports Morgan Creek's laments about Lohan's dubious work ethic.
On July 26, Morgan Creek, producers of Lohan's latest flick, "Georgia Rule," delivered a scathing letter to Lohan telling her to stop partying and calling in sick or they would sue. The new note from the "Herbie" crew member claims, "Her behavior [on 'Georgia Rule'] is exactly the same inconsiderate [bleep] she pulled on the 'Herbie' production.
"She stayed out all night, and then the doctor announced that Ms. Lohan had asthma the next day. She played the exhaustion card a couple of times . . . She called in sick one day and . . . she is across town [spending] a day with her then-boyfriend [Wilmer Valderrama] of 'That '70s Show.' "
The "Herbie" insider continues, "Another day she has the 'doctor' call in Ms. Sickie's fake ailment, because she was shooting her own music video the night before . . . The Princess was able to make the production [crew] re-create the desert race sets closer to the Four Seasons [hotel]. She said she had signed on 'to do a film in Los Angeles' and El Mirage was too hot and too far. She is a brat."
Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lohan's hardworking rep, raged, "Until this person goes on the record like the producers of Morgan Creek did and attaches a face and name to their charges, I am not going to reply. Stop hiding behind blind anonymity!"
Lohan pals hope her new beau, Harry Morton, will have a "calming" effect on her. A friend of Morton says he's a "sober, nice guy. He doesn't drink or do drugs and actually has a day job and works very hard."