Keyword Search Report.

Here are some my fave keywords used on search engines that brought people to my blog:

Suri conspiracy - 77

Vanessa Minillo tits pop out - 14

John Mark Karr looks gay - 12

Al Reynolds fag - 9

Brandon Davis is a fag - 7

Nip slip - 6

Professional beard - 6

Shannen Doherty's teeth - 6

Brandy killed Aaliyah - 4

What does sim simma mean - 3

Greasy cleavage - 3

Boobs - 3

Lance Bass big mo - 3

Lance Bass ugly fag - 3

I wish I was making this up, but my tracking site keeps records of this. I think that it's hysterical.

And don't worry my tracking site can't tell me specific information about who is looking at my site!

Loves it!

It's The NO-TO-RI-O-US You Just Lay Down Slow!

Mad Love to all my readers!

My month II goal has been achieved. As of 9:42 PM, EST, I have had 53,215 hits!

That shit is CRAZY! This blog is only TWO MONTHS OLD!!!!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Special thanks to sites that have linked me, and of course to

My Cats, Hazel, Duncan, & Henry

Lil' Kim

Mary-Kate Olsen

Kelis

My bitches: Brielle, Candice, Eliza, Bob, Dave, Kolods, I Own Malibu, Lady Roberta, Kristin, Bugdoc, Justin, Jenny from the Block, Chris, Chris, Curreri, Marie, & My Moms!

Gotta Love it!

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Spread the word & Keep Comin' Back!

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Johnny Knoxville Makes Me Hot!

He is just so delish. I can't wait to see Jackass 2, especially if we get to see more shots of his ass. He is filthy, you know he'd be good in the sack!!!

Here's The Story of a Lovely 'Rexic....

Nicole Ritchie channels Carol Brady in this thing she threw on, as she posed leaving Mr. Chow in L.A.

I doubt she ate anything. Bitch prolly slipped in the back door and walked out the front.

Bitch be frontin' that she's eating.

Bullshit, believe me, you can't eat AND be that tiny. I am currently trying and it ain't workin'.

Maria Men-NO-nous!

One hot mess she is. I love making fun of Maria Menounos. Try it, you will too! This is her sad getup on her Today Show appearance.

WEAK, I tell ya, Motherfuckin' WEAK!

Pete Doherty Peddling Dope in Rehab...

World of Wonder reports:

We're sure he thought he was being kind, but it's against the house rules for a patient at London's Priory rehab clinic to be holding drugs, let alone be doling them out to teenagers in the adolescent addiction unit. A few days ago, a guard at the center caught Pete Doherty doing just that. "When he walked in Pete was there giving a kid drugs. When this is over he'll most likely be behind bars," said a source.“Pete’s been drinking in The Last Chance Saloon for years. This is it. He has broken his bail by having drugs and shown contempt for the law and morality yet again. These are impressionable kids addicted to drugs. The last thing they need is a junkie rock star turning up with a wrap of cocaine.” But it would be the first thing they'd want.

Thanks, Kiana!

K-Fed, The Actor?!? Please Lord, Take Me Now.

People Magazine reports:

Kevin Federline, who made his nationally televised rap debut last Sunday at the Teen Choice Awards, is going for another first – his debut as a TV actor on America's top-rated drama, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.As Federline tells PEOPLE while on the set of the CBS show, "This is pretty much my first time acting. It's the first time I've actually had a speaking role." He adds that the offer came about quickly. "I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It's the only show that I really, really watch."Federline, 28, started shooting his part in Los Angeles on Thursday night. He will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job. The episode is tentatively scheduled to air in October.Fans of Federline and his wife, Britney Spears, 24, may remember their last foray into broadcast TV – their own reality show, Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, which aired on UPN in 2005. But to take on CSI, Federline will rely on his instincts. "I just read the script," he says. "They told me they wanted it to be more of a natural thing that comes to me."Earlier in the day, the CSI producers announced another star addition to their lineup: Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter John Mayer, who will make a cameo in the two-part season premiere, airing Sept. 21 and 28. In a scene set in a Las Vegas nightclub, Mayer will sing his single "Waiting On the World to Change" and "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room," both tracks off his third studio album, Continuum.

Quincy Jones is Disgusting.

Bossip reports:

Bossip has learned Music writer/producer Quincy Jones is dating aspiring fashion designer Heba Elawadi, age 19. They recently attended the Ludacris Bridges "Release Therapy" listening party on August 21, 2006 at Social Hollywood in Hollywood, California. Elwadi is only 19 and left Egypt at the age of 15 in 2002 for London.

So gross as far as I'm concerned!

A Close Encounter for Angie and Her Dad.

Celebrity Nation reports:

Angelina Jolie had an awkward moment the other night when she and Brad Pitt attending a photography exhibit at an LA gallery. When the new parents arrived at the party, a woman rushed out to tell them that Jolie's estranged father, Jon Voight, was inside. The couple reportedly drove around for a while before Pitt went in to the party alone and Jolie waited in the car until her father had left. The Tomb Raider actress was then seen sneaking in the back door. Jolie hasn't spoken to her father since 2002, when Voight said on national TV that he thought his daughter needed help for "mental problems."

Lourdes is The Hot New Accessory.

This is the youngest fag hag in history and she is fucking fierce.

I am so happy that Madonna reproduced. Really, it was a good idea.

Holly Marie Don't Let The Vampire Touch Your Child.

Why is these two hanging out anyway, I thought Holly Marie Combs hated Shannen Doherty. She should, everyone else does.

Mariah Brings Back Fat Back.

We know she can sing, but bitch dresses like a blind person. Girl, your look don't work.

Yo Trashney, I Told You To Lose The Hats.

Please, for the love of my starving cats, take off those damn hats. You look redonkulous.

Gay of the Day!

Tyson.

What is a Beard?

This question has been asked by many. When I refer to a beard, I am referring to a woman that is with a homo, to cover the fact that he is a fag.

Got it? So sorry for the confusion.

And yes, that picture is, in fact, a woman.

Let The War Begin.

Jessie McCartney

vs.

J.Lo

Jessie McCartney opened his little gay mouth and said too much. The following was reported:

In an otherwise innocuous interview, McCartney disclosed that he is dating actress Katie Cassidy, daughter of baby boomer teen idol David Cassidy. He then spilled that his gal pal has been cast as Lucy Ewing in the big-screen adaptation of the 1970/1980s TV soap "Dallas."

Then Locke inquired, "Oh, so I bet your girlfriend can give us the scoop on why Jennifer Lopez was fired from the movie?" Without thinking, McCartney replied, "She didn't get fired. She's pregnant." Oops. J-Lo and hubby Marc Anthony haven't exactly made that news public yet.

Locke reports that McCartney then looked nervously over at his female handler and quickly changed the subject. "It was kind of a 'Oops, what did I just do?' moment," Locke told Buzz. "It quickly became 'Can we just talk about the record?' When the microphones were off, he just looked at the woman with him and asked, 'Was I not supposed to say anything?"

Nicole, You Are Asking For Shit Like This.

An insider at The Viper Reported:

After an altercation with a photographer, Nicole went to drown her sorrows in the Viper Room, where LA art-pop band The Spores were playing. Sadly for Nicole, the band spotted her diving into a booth and used their trademark on-stage puppets to take the piss out of her inability to afford food, culminating in one of the puppets saying, "I screwed Nicole Ritchie... and wrapped my whole dick around her waist." Nicole stormed out telling doormen that she was going to sue.

Lindsay Lohan, Bitchslapped by Her Coworker.

William H. Macy stated:

He said: "Felicity says she's a huge talent. That girl can act. But you can't show up late. It's very, very disrespectful."

"I think what an actor has to realize, when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you. There is not an apology big enough in the world to make 150 people scramble. It's inexcusable. It's nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they're God's gift to the film and it's inexcusable. They should have their asses kicked."

"I worry about these young kids ,15, 18, 20 years old who in the span of one year become millionaires and powerhouses. It's too much power for a kid that age to handle."

Shannen Doherty's Teeth.

Holy Vampire teeth. I just can't deal.

Wait, is Reichen The Bottom?!?

Lance is like "take it bitch, take it deep"

However, my readers decided that Lance was the nelly bottom. Could we have been wrong? Doubtful. Only smarties read my blog.

Jonathan Rhys-Homo.

Yeah, he's definitely straight. Yup, as straight as my faggoty ass.

I...Am...Job.

While promoting her new shizzle, Jessica Simpson must read from a script. Sad, but true. I still love you gurl!

What's Up With Jared Leto?

More importantly, why is he wearing those ugly ass clogs that I see every motherfucker in NYC wearing. NOT HOT!

To my readers who have these shoes: THROW THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OUT IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

See What Lindsay's Father Started... A Maelstrom I Tell Ya.

Katie Holmes: Get out while it's still safe. And take your alien baby.

Bitch, It's Called Relaxer.

Hair, not pretty, Serena. But from the top up your dress is not gaudy, at best.

Dude, Drop the Hats.

I know that your southern and all, but bitch it don't work. Just be a trashy housewife, with a drug problem.

Um, What About Rhianna?

They say that there is a November wedding in the works. Hmmm. So 63 year old Beyonce will finally see a ring on that finger. Great, now she'll go back to Popeye's and stop working out. It won't be pretty, but I will have a fucking field day.

Fuck Milk! Got Trojans?

Oh Mr. Beckham, how I'd like to send your alien wife back to her home planet and have you all to myself.

mmmmbop.

Gay of the Day!

The First lady of Hip-hop: Kanye West!

Thanks, Candeedles!

Aaliyah - Miss You

It's been FIVE long years.
I still miss Aaliyah everyday.

My Cat's Are Developing Anorexia.

Hazel, Duncan, & Henry are three hungry motherfuckers. They've been fighting over every last morsel of food.

Please, my day job just doesn't cover me every month!

All I ask is that you click on my ads. Just click on them, that's all, it will take one second of your time.

C'mon you know that you can do it.

Oh, For Christ's Sake Tara.

Bitch isn't you supposed to be fixing this image of yours?

The jeans and hat have got to go.

Tara Reid: It's Just Too Easy.

Gay of the Day!

Tom Cruise.

I am so very suri about this.

Astronomers are Smoking The Crack.

WTF?!? It's not a planet anymore. How the fuck is this decision made, anyway?

Astronomer 1: Yo pass me the bean dip.

Astronomer 2: Let's fuck with everyone and say Pluto ain't a planet no more.

Astronomer 1: Yeah, whatevs, pass me the fucking bean dip.

Danity NO!

Yeah, not working. Moving on...

Nicole Richie Meets the Moms.

Family affair! I never saw Cavallari with the moms. Brody Jenner must be more serious, sorry Kristin!

Nicholas Hilton & Klit Kardashian Go Shopping.

Pure hatred for them. No reason really, I just do... and I can.

Nicky is totally a dude and Kim Kardash is a FUCKING WHORE!

I Did Not Order the Cottage Cheese.

Yep folks, that sexy gam is attached to Mischa Farton.

That shit is nasty, bitch hop on the stairmaster.

Lindsay Must Have Holes in her Septum By Now.

Girl, stay in one night, you ain't gonna miss a thing.

Coke seems to have her by the balls right now.

Sometimes, Late at Night, I Wish I was the One Fucking Paul Bettany.

But for starters he's with the hotness, Jennifer Connolly. And I actually believe that he is straight.

Damn. Well the straights play, believe you me.

Cammie, Your Face is Still Full of ZITS!

Cameron Diaz pulls brunette in an effort to hide her hideous skin.

It don't work bitch, sorry.

It's called PROACTIV!

Don't Be Fooled By The Rocks MK's Got!

Nothing like a couple thou in ice gracefully hung over a t-shirt.

I love me some MK.

This bitch is FIERCE!

Amber Valetta in Rehab!

Don't worry boo, I spent four months there last year. It was hot. I fooled around with the guy in the next room.

He had a double pierced willy. It was hot. Right, Bugdoc?

And I'm still sober, so whatcha gonna say now bitches?

When Aliens Drink...

Victoria Beckham looks like a bony freak. Check out her arm in that pic on the right. Guh-rosssss!

She be shitfaced. I love it.

I love bad picks of Posh.

Gay of the Day!

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers.

Find The Fake Titty!

La Lo has been bitching and moaning about people commenting on her fake breasts. She had the nerve to say that no one commented on Ashlee's new nose. Uhh, where the fuck have you been, fool?

Send In The HazMat Crew.

Slut Hilton fucked Brandon Davis (who seems to be playing the part of Scott Storch with that ridonkulous look).

STD Central!