Is That Mischa Farton?

I can't tell with all that fug goin' on.

Mischa Farton!

I am happy that I don't have to see that cellulite. But she is not 19. She's pulling a Beyonce. I say she's like 25 or so. Your thoughts?

If This Bitch Is So Concerned About Bombs & Knowledge...

The she never should have paired that top with that retarded skirt thing. It's such a bomb!

This bitch must be on something - maybe the meth rumors are true.

Normal Girl Just Looking To Party.

This almost looks like a typical college girls night out shot on a anyone's myspace page. But upon closer inspection you see Mischa & Nicole. Thank God that Mischa is hiding that goddamn cottage cheese.

My New Attitude on Mischa!

Super skinny, gorgeous, hurrendous cottage cheese thighs.

My Run In With Mischa!

Well, not really. While I was enjoying a delish brunch at Benny's Burrito's inside with two friends, Mischa, her dog, and two guys sat outside!

This is where my concern comes in. She is fucking gorgeous first of all. Flawless in person and SUPER SUPER SUPER skinny. So why then do we have to be exposed to her cottage cheese thighs? Unfortch, she was wearing pants so I couldn't have the luxury of seeing the cottage cheese in person!

I mean, she just needs to hop on the stairmaster, like once, for about a minute and she could burn it off!

Why Mischa, WHY??????

Mischa Farton's Thighs Are Nasty From The Front Too!

She looks like she's wearing the dress of a maid who just got a golden shower.

Hi, Yes, I'll Have The Cottage Cheese on Thigh, Please.

Mischa Farton needs to hide those cottage cheese thighs before I choke on my own vomit!

I Did Not Order the Cottage Cheese.

Yep folks, that sexy gam is attached to Mischa Farton.

That shit is nasty, bitch hop on the stairmaster.

And that's a nipple....

... At the end of a tiny torpedo tit.

I Am So Jealous!

Look at these skinny bitches. They have my summer body!

Okay, maybe they are too skinny - Nicole looks like some sort of amphibian creature.

Between these two, MK, and La Lo I am going to have a complex for life.