Kevin Federline Ticket Sales Blow Chunks.

But two of my pals are going to see him when he comes to NYC and I am kind of jealous, I mean I haven't been to a comedy show in years...

It's Jayden James & It's A Boy.

It's official: Briney Had a boy and he's not named Sutton Pierce.

Ta-da.

K-Fed. Please Go Away.

Popo-no bitches. I am so done with him. I wish Brit would be too, he is so fucking annoying. maybe with her new-found hot(ter) body, she will leave his sorry ass and find a real man.

Jayden James Federline?

How dare they try to bamboozle us into thinking it was Sean Preston. Or was Brit high and she decided to change his name, just 'cuz?

She is looking very good post baby #2 as opposed to her last go around with the post-preggers fatnicity.

I say crystal, diet coke, and exercise. It does a body thin!

And doesn't K-Fed look like he is right at home on WWE? Nice-n-trashy!

This Pic Doesn't Even Need A Caption.

But I'll leave a little something anyway. K-Fed is so lame.

He so street with that face.

He needs some time away - like far away. It's sickening though, he loves the paparazzi, but acts like it's a hassle. Bitch you best be eating that shit up, 'cuz once Brit Brit gets sober, yo ass is out the motherfuckin' door!

BITCH, PLEASE!

err, Brit Pops Out SPF Squared And K-Fed's Partying In Vegas.

Big fucking shocker.

SPF Squared?

Britney Spears Federline and her lame ass excuse for a husband named their second child Sutton Pierce Federline. Another SPF. No comment, no comment, no comment.

Britney Popped Out Another Baby Boy!

www.mtv.com reports:

Britney Spears gave birth to her second child late on Monday night, a source close to the family confirmed to MTV News, but whether it is a boy or a girl has yet to be officially revealed. Both Us Weekly and The National Enquirer have
reported the baby to be a boy; Spears' rep, however, dismissed the reports as "speculation."

Although it was never officially confirmed, Spears was expected to give birth later this week; reports circulated that she would have labor induced on Thursday in order to prepare for a cesarean birth. The birth of Spears' first son last year was also a cesarean (see "Britney Spears Gives Birth To A Baby Boy").

Rumors that Spears went into labor last week were promptly debunked after photographs of the singer driving to Taco Bell on Thursday surfaced. The singer was also photographed taking her son Sean Preston for a drive with her around Malibu, California, in her white Mercedes on Monday.

Spears discovered she was pregnant for the second time in early February, but waited until early May to confirm the news during an appearance on CBS' "The Late Show with David Letterman" (see "Britney Pregnant Again").

The birth marks Spears' second and her husband Kevin Federline's fourth child; Federline already has two children with former girlfriend Shar Jackson: 4-year-old Kori and 2-year-old Kaleb.

— Jennifer Vineyard

Trashney is Possibly Giving Birth Today.

This is her at the Taco Bell drive-thru. Bitch better eat while she is still preggers, if she wants lose that weight afterwards...

What A Fucking Joke.

K-Fed, the actor?!?

K-Fed, The Actor?!? Please Lord, Take Me Now.

People Magazine reports:

Kevin Federline, who made his nationally televised rap debut last Sunday at the Teen Choice Awards, is going for another first – his debut as a TV actor on America's top-rated drama, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.As Federline tells PEOPLE while on the set of the CBS show, "This is pretty much my first time acting. It's the first time I've actually had a speaking role." He adds that the offer came about quickly. "I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It's the only show that I really, really watch."Federline, 28, started shooting his part in Los Angeles on Thursday night. He will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job. The episode is tentatively scheduled to air in October.Fans of Federline and his wife, Britney Spears, 24, may remember their last foray into broadcast TV – their own reality show, Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, which aired on UPN in 2005. But to take on CSI, Federline will rely on his instincts. "I just read the script," he says. "They told me they wanted it to be more of a natural thing that comes to me."Earlier in the day, the CSI producers announced another star addition to their lineup: Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter John Mayer, who will make a cameo in the two-part season premiere, airing Sept. 21 and 28. In a scene set in a Las Vegas nightclub, Mayer will sing his single "Waiting On the World to Change" and "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room," both tracks off his third studio album, Continuum.

KFed Lose Control Teen Choice Awards

As Per Request...

No, really K-Fed, the joke IS on you.

The freeloading loser stated that he released "PopoZao" so that people would think he has no talent. Hmmm. "That way, when I come out with my real shit, people are fucking blown away".

What a reject. No one will be blown anywhere.

My theory is that he was Brit's coke dealer and that's how this whole mess began. In a groggy downfall from coke. I hope she's happy.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay.

Dude!

K-Fed searches for his weed, and his car, and his dignity.

Where is Perry?