I've been Waiting For Gay Like You...

My niece, Jenny from the Block, tells me that she almost jumped the stage to jump his bones at the concert! Ew gross I know, she's my niece, how could I talk like that about her - well, she's more like a little sister than anything else - so it's okay. Besides, I was sneaking her into gay bars in Boston when she was like 14 - Remember Jenny? Not that she reads this blog, but her friends do, I'm sure one of them will mention it to her...

Would You People Please Help Me?

So if none of you are going to help me meet Lil' Kim - at least help me find my very own Gay Lachey! I love Nick and I just want the gay version of him. All for myself!

I make a mean french toast

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I can make a sprite can disappear in my mouth...

I Am Still Searching For My Gay Lachey!

Any takers?

Nick & Ness.

Love them... still. But I am still in search of my gay Lachey. I'm hoping my new hairdo will help me land him...

Nick & Nicole.

They'd actually be a cute couple. A hot muscle hunk and a skeleton.

I need a Gay Lachey.

I need to find the Gay Lachey. Because minus the Miller Lite (if you're gonna drink, drink something good) he is perfection.

Lachey & Milano.

What does Manillo have to say about this?

We are NOT Nick & Vanessa...

Nick & Vanessa disguise themselves all too well as they await the arrival of the Batmobile.