Feminem

Yo, it's Feminem here, filling in for my girl F-A-G..... thanks for letting sit in for the week. Still figuring out this whole Blogging community-

thanks for your patience. Enjoy kids....

Gay of the Day

Clay- you better frost that hair boy...

Shut the fuck up....

When Kanye's video was snubbed at the MTV Europe awards, he stormed the stage complaining that his video "cost a million dollars, had Pamela Anderson in it and he was jumping across canyons!" Kanye officially wins my award for most sore-ass loser....

guess who won't be getting invited to my place for Pictionary?

I am from planet Bjork...

Why do I have the strange feeling that neither of those two

were involved in the creation of that child?

Tori Swelling....

Girl, I told you nobody likes your Barbra Streisand impression....

Madonna & Child

What else can I say? Thank god those kids are rich 'cause DAMN they're fugly!

Lourdes, you better get real dextrous wit' dem tweezers, yer' gonna need em.

What the?

Did Hugh Jackman goes as Courtney Cox for Halloween,

or maybe he was going for Keith Partidge?

Dude, you've got to be kidding with that hair...

Jenna Jameson- The Girl I'd fuck...

Now, I try not to stray from the gay porn vernacular, but this straight porn mogulette does it for me.... If you saw her early work you'll know she's had some work done. Shoot, she's so hot I'd even blow her plastic surgeon.....

Work!

God Bless The USA

Fierce Bitches! These girls are what this country is all about!

Tell it like it is girls....

Love ya, mean it!

Daniel Radcliffe

This one makes Clay Aiken look like a Longshoreman.

Sara's Evan's "Other Woman"

First of all, no one even knew who Sarah Evans was until this "Dancing with the Stars" debacle. And by stars, I mean whoever's agent was able to get through on the not-so-hot-line! P.S. kids, I used to know Alison when we were 12 years old in talent competitions.... Very talented girl. Now she's very talented and skinny?

Lohan Clan

Proof that nepostism is alive and well! Lindsay's younger & apparently "Chromosomally Challenged" sister has recorded a christmas album. Thank god for re-gifting.

N-Fag Is Going On Vay-Cay! Enjoy Feminem While I Am Gone!

So, I'll be away from Friday until next Friday and I pass the blogging buck to my pal Feminem. Feminem will be posting in my absence for the next week!

While I am finding Jesus, please enjoy Feminem's witty humor - and be nice!

Is That Meth Stuck In Lindsay Lohan's Nose...

Or is it just shadows?

Britney Is Totally Back On The Fig.

Now that she is not with child, she is totally using coke again. I know, I know, it's Halloween, but c'mon weight loss that fast, bitch please.

Again, Paris Hilton Wears her Normal Clothing Out For Halloween

Fuck this bitch.

So I was talking to my niece and her friends accused me of being bitter... How dare they?!? Just kidding, but c'mon, I just tell it like it is. I don't actually think of what I write on this blog as bitter, but more like the things that people think, but are afraid to say...

Jenny, I love you and I love that your friends visit this blog....

Rumor Mill: Brian Austin Green Married This Chick.

Which is great, I suppose, but I thought he was a big ole nelly bottom...

The Dr. Laura Doll.

The fact that this is real is what scares me most. But doesn't the doll look like Carolyn from The Apprentice more than Dr. Laura?

Kate Bosworth AKA Bones Bosworth.

Bitch, get some help and don't pull a Nicole 2 day rehab stint. Get some real help. I'll personally feed you shakes and burgers...

Gay of the Day!

Neil Patrick Harris.

Well, he is fighting off those gay rumors.

I'd totally fuck Doogie Howser, MD.

Pumpkin Kisses A Tranny Named New York.

New York is totally getting a hard on right here.

Why, I ask, why???

Tyra Banks Is Even UGLIER As A Man!

This bitch, photographed with Chingy, looks like she would cut a ho to get some 'dro.

Lindsay Lohan: The Crystal Meth Years.

Is this bitch doing the walk of shame. that's what it looks like. I remember one Halloween in Boston, I was like 19 and I was doing the walk of shame (I didn't have money for the T, which I later remembered is free outbound above ground on Comm Ave) in a costume from somewhere in The Fenway to Glenville Ave in Allston. I made it halfway home, before remembering that part of my costume included toilet paper hanging out of my ass.

Derr. And people ask me why I don't drink or do drugs anymore...

Oh My Gaw!

Is this for Halloween, Jessica? I am frightened and horrified. Okay, I know celebs have the right to go out in public without makeup. Yes, the rights they have, but they shouldn't. Never. Never ever.

Sometimes, Glasses Can't Even Help.

The fact that this is Courtney Love frightens me more than the glasses though. Sobriety is supposed to make people look better...

Kevin Federline Ticket Sales Blow Chunks.

But two of my pals are going to see him when he comes to NYC and I am kind of jealous, I mean I haven't been to a comedy show in years...

Gay of the Day!

Michael Musto.

I don't know either.

Not A Cute Look For Justin Timberlake.

But we all know it's just that the camera snapped at the wrong moment, my man is delish!

Fuck This Shit!

Ashlee Simpson stole my man, Pete Wentz. Are they an item?

Am I that removed from the world?

Kate Bosworth Pulls A Nicole Richie.

Photo opping with a cart full of groceries, just when the media is attacking her about her anorexia.

Bitch, please.

Becky Buckwild To Ebay The Infamous Shoe!

How crazy is this shit? I so want the shoe. I wish she clocked that bitch/tranny New York in the head though. I was so over La La yelling at her, I wished she hit that bitch too! Damn.

Dave Navarro Is Sexy.

I just want to spank that ass. All day, all night. He looks so good!

Ascension. Go See It!

A priest, a schzophrenic mother, and a naked young man. Ascension had me hooked from the get! It is a wonderful play that I found fascinating and disturbing all at once, and hey, if all else fails, there's a penis, actually two, that you can see.

All kidding aside, I found myself fascinated from beginning to end.

Details are listed on the flier I posted - The dates of the play have been extended to November 26th!

DON'T MISS IT!!!

Thanks to MCC [www.perpetuallynauseous.blogspot.com]!!!

Pamela Anderson Lee Rock: Too Much Work.

PALR needs some el helpo. She has had way too much work done - nothing new - but now his face has become all retarded and distorted. If only they had such a thing as an unplastic surgeon, who could return you to your normal state!!!!

Gay of the Day!

Nathan Lane.

John Travolta Is Fat & Gay!

I am so sick of his closeted ass...

Exactly How Does One Complete Rehab in A Weekend?

'Cuz, that don't make any motherfucking sense, Like La Lo & Bonaduce, bitch needs help. This is like rehab central today. Damn!

Lindsay Lohan Really Needs Help.

So everyone is talking about her apparent psychosis. Bitch was too high, that's all. La Lo, please get help - you are becoming a has been all too quickly. Lay off the meth, the coke, the whatever.

You totally have coke bloat - I know what it looks like - I've had it.

David Hasselhoff & Pit Stains.

I get pit stains too and it's gross, but I'm not dumb enough to raise my arm like that - especially in front of cameras. FUCKING GROSS!

Danny Bonaduce Has A Hot Bod...

But a hot bod doesn't make you any less motherfuckin' crazy. DUDE, get SOBER, yesterday.

I'm Sorry, But Bow Wow Is HOT!

I've thought he was gay for years, well before I started blogging. My thoughts haven't changed...

Is Roasrio Dawson's Hair Fo Real?

She is such a beautiful woman, why'd she have to get all fuggy with the locks?

Brandon Davis Is A Douchebag.

His costume is retarded. WTF is that a giant firecrotch on his dumb fat head?

OVER!!!

TMZ [www.tmz.com] has reported that the couple has formally announced their separation.

So sad, but maybe, I can finally have my way with him...

Britney's New Ride.

Brit Brit, Jamie Lynne and Jamie Lynne's man (who I bet Brit Brit has tried to fuck fuck) take a spin in Brit's phat new ride.

She can thank K Fed for spending all of her ca$h money, causing her to pimp it in a go kart.

The "We Hate Lindsay Lohan Club" Wraps Up Their Monthly Meeting At The Ivy.

President: Paris Hilton

VP: Greaseball Davis.

&

The newest inductee: Scott Storch (in the back)

Blech! Yuck! Puke!

Kirsten Dunst, looking like she should be ashamed of herself. She is so wrong. I am so over this biotch. If it weren't for Bring It On & Drop Dead Gorgeous I'd so be over her.

MK Needs A Spray On Tan.

Because she looks like death in this picture. That scares me.