So Do People Really Wonder Why There Are Rumors About Alicia Keys' Sexuality?

'Cuz she looks like a lesbo here...

From Hot To Not In 2.2 Seconds.

Prince William has become so unattractive. Aging can blow for some people. At least he's royalty.

I'm Sure She Will Be So Coked Up, She Won't Need To Cry The Blues.

La Lo & Harry Morton have called it quits. Such a shocker. Not.

This Is Tara Reid's Attempt To Make A Comeback?

Bitch please, go grab a couple of stints in rehab, get a new stylist, and stop showing your nasty fat boobs everywhere. Then make a comeback. Do that shit Whitney style, bitch.

Gay of the Day!

Mario Cantone.

La Lo Continues To Rock The Fractured Wrist Look.

WTF was she doing at Paris Hilton's party? GD I am so sick of fighting for attention. Don't these bitches have enough attention already?

Afterbirth Celebrates Another Year on Planet Earth.

I am still baffled as to why Janet would be with Jermaine Dupri. It kind of makes me want to hurt a stranger.

Hilary Duff Looks As Bad As Ashlee Simpson.

I thought she was looking fierce for a while, but I guess I was wrong. She looks like she started playing around with cocaine.

If I Still Were A Pothead, I'd Cream At The Sight!

Willie Nelson sure knows how to travel!

Elisha Cutthroat.

What the fuck is this about. Horrible couture sweet cheeks.

Edward Furlong's Little Lady Gives Birth.

A) I didn't know he had a little lady

B) I didn't know that she was preggers

C) Isn't he still a total drug addict?

and

D) I really don't give a fuck.

Ho-Motherfucking-Mo

He is such a fag, it hurts. Listen you little faggot, just come out already.

Matthew McConagay Has A Hot Bod!

He looks like he'd be great to fuck, but other than that - I dunno!

Eww, Gross. Old Lady Boobies!

Barbara Streisand looks fucking disgusting. Those are some filthy knockers.

Gay of the Day!

Marc Jacobs.

Something About Going To Alcoholics Anonymous?

That's the last person I'd wanna see at an AA meeting. But it's anonymous so I never ever could tell you if I did.

How The Hell Did She Pass The Weight Restriction?

Don't you have to weigh at least 60 lbs to ride these rides?

Mandy Moore Is Still having Trouble getting Dressed.

Please gurl, see a stylist!

Is Maggie Gyllenhaal Pulling A Katie Holmes?

Is there really a baby in there? She needs to pop already!

Bitch Needs To Go To Rehab, Not Drink It!

Please, get clean. I wanna see La Lo anew!

What The FUCK?!?

LaToya Jackson is so scary, it hurts a little.

Fergie Ferg Bites Off More Than She Can Chew!

Watch the stretch lady, I don't wanna see the cup of your bra!

I Want To Meet Them For Lunch!

Fun pair - I wonder what movie they are discussing?!? I always wanted to be Drew Barrymore. I was so envious of her life - so I became a drug addict. I'm sober now - and thank goodness for that, I was all sorts of a mess...

Holy Lips.

Scrumptious! I would love to make out with Angelina Jolie... and Brad, of course!

Nicole Richie Stole My Shower Curtain.

It's hiding neither the skin nor the bones, babe!

La Lo Poses With Her Alleged Fracture For The 'Razzi.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - bull-motherfucking-shit. This skinny bitch is a slut and a liar! AND I LOVE HER!!!!!

Pete Doherty Is Only Sober Because...

People are probably paid to watch him 24/7 while he is in rehab. I give it 48 hours post discharge - tops - before he relapses again.

Don't Do It Fergie Ferg!

So London Bridge is about a foursome. Yet, she claims she's never been in one. Interesting; either she is a liar or someone else wrote that song.

You decide.

Mya Wins The "Fierce" Award For Today!

OMFG! Did she really say this?!?

Gay of the Day!

Lloyd Banks.

David Spade Should Not Do Drag.

Although I've always thought he was a fag.

Mr. & Mrs. Rossdale Enjoy Their Stroll In The Park.

Simmer Gavin, Gwen loves the 'raz.

God, He Is Making Me Hot & Bothered!

JC Casez has been looking so fucking good lately!

I Didn't Know Jack Nicholson Had A Black Cock!

Sweet strap-on, I think I have that in Dildo.

Gay of the Day!

Jim McGreevey.

Not Working!

Sorry Jess, but you and Ken need to go back to the drawing board with the hair.

I Am Happy For Whitney.

I am really. But I must say I enjoyed watching her downfall. I know - horrible - but I did.

Is It Tara Reid Or La Lo?

I know, it's La Lo, but they are kinda morphing into the same tragic person.

Didn't They Already get Sued For This Before?

Zitmeron Diaz & Justin Timberlake fight off the 'razzi. And yes kids, Zitmeron still is one ugly motherfucker.

No Bitch, NO!

Mandy Moore looks like a housewife from the Midwest!

Bitch, Please.

She so didn't fracture shit! Bitch has other problems - some say an OD and I even read somewhere something about floating silicone debris?!? I dunno, but it sure as hell wasn't a fracture!

SPF Squared's Godparents?!?

I'm assuming this was just a rumor, but could you imagine f Justin Timberlake & Christina Aguilera were his godparent's? That would be as fucked up as the fact that Britney probably got fucked up in the hospital after she gave birth!

Uh-Oh!

Ashlee Simpson went way overboard. She looks horrible. See what a little too much work will do to you. From fierce to tranny overnight!

I Am So Hot For JC Chasez!

I wish he were a homo instead of Lance bass!

From Be-Snatch-Ce to Be-Tranny-Ce.

Is that a man playing the part of 46 year old Beyonce?

Kristin Cavallari Is Too Young To Be Gambling.

And she's still a nasty ho.

Tony Parker Looks Hot Holding His Orange Lady Up!

I'd hit it.