Just bad PR decision making....

My Pussy is so warm and fuzzy..... it tickles.. he he he!

Oh, and isn't this kitty cat pretty too!

Again, Paris Hilton Wears her Normal Clothing Out For Halloween

Fuck this bitch.

So I was talking to my niece and her friends accused me of being bitter... How dare they?!? Just kidding, but c'mon, I just tell it like it is. I don't actually think of what I write on this blog as bitter, but more like the things that people think, but are afraid to say...

Jenny, I love you and I love that your friends visit this blog....

The "We Hate Lindsay Lohan Club" Wraps Up Their Monthly Meeting At The Ivy.

President: Paris Hilton

VP: Greaseball Davis.

&

The newest inductee: Scott Storch (in the back)

Hysterical!

Someone walked up to Paris Hilton and said "Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton"

Grand, I tell you, just grand. Bitch probably shit her pants.

But She Dresses Like This On A Tuesday.

This ain't no Halloween costume for Paris. For Paris, she'd have to dress like a schoolteacher or some shit for me to think it was Halloween.

Oh Dear God.

Paris & Klit Kardashian, celebrating an alleged 20 something birthday of Klit's. Thank god I can't see Paris's parts.

Paris Hilton Wonders Why Her Clothing Is In The Store Window Of A Costume Shop.

That's hot.

This Is Hysterical!

Bitch is so nasty she scared the fug out of this Pug!

Paris & Nicole Do A Cemetery! BORING.

I wonder why a cemetery.

Does anyone know?

It's All About A Sixth Season!

That's it. These bitches probably still hate each other - or never hated each other at all and played it off to get some ratings - for a lame show - one that I am TOTALLY ADDICTED TO!

And Nicole better start wearing shoes, I know her fragile little foot bones may break from shoes, but that is Britney Spears Federline gross!

Paris Hilton Is So Lame.

No comment, no comment, no comment. I just can't because this is way too easy...

A Paris & Nicole Reunion?!?

What do we have here? www.tmz.com reported and filmed a reunion between the two bitches! I love it... or was it all a scam from the get?

Pothead/Slut/DUI Hilton Rips Bong Hits.

So wait, is that dumb thing not an act, but a high thing?

That looks like some shitty bud though - and I know bud!

Paris Hilton In A Cab... Does It Get Any Better?

Seriously, I peed myself when I found this pic. She is such a retard.

Shanna Moakler Took The Advice & Cut A Bitch.

According to www.tmz.com both she and DUI/STD Hilton filed charges with police that the other beat a bitch up. I love it. I hope Shanna kicked the living shit out of that bitch.

Paris Hilton Is Just A Filthy Whore!

I can't stand this attention seeking slutbag anymore! Bitch needs to get the fuck out my face. Someone's gonna get cut!

I Just Can't...

...even comment on Paris.

Something About Going To Alcoholics Anonymous?

That's the last person I'd wanna see at an AA meeting. But it's anonymous so I never ever could tell you if I did.

SLUT/WHORE: STD/DUI Hilton Fucks Again!

This is her all up on Travis barker. He better get tested - STAT!

DUI Hilton & Her Brother Nick Work The Runway!

Tragic at best.