Holy Lips.

Scrumptious! I would love to make out with Angelina Jolie... and Brad, of course!

Just Fuck In Public Already!

Imagine a porno of them getting around in the Internet. I'd be in HEAVEN!

Clearly, Maddox's Hair Has Not Been A Priority in The Jolie-Pitt House!

His faux 'mo was so cute. Now he just has a mullet! WTF?

So Basically Brad & Angelina Will Never Marry.

Brad said that he will marry when everyone in the United States can get married. Well, as a fag who totally feels that everyone should be tortured with the ability to get married... and then divorced, I think that is great, but I won't be holding my breath waiting for this day to come.

Zahara Jolie-Pitt is Sooooo Cute.

I love their kids!

A Close Encounter for Angie and Her Dad.

Celebrity Nation reports:

Angelina Jolie had an awkward moment the other night when she and Brad Pitt attending a photography exhibit at an LA gallery. When the new parents arrived at the party, a woman rushed out to tell them that Jolie's estranged father, Jon Voight, was inside. The couple reportedly drove around for a while before Pitt went in to the party alone and Jolie waited in the car until her father had left. The Tomb Raider actress was then seen sneaking in the back door. Jolie hasn't spoken to her father since 2002, when Voight said on national TV that he thought his daughter needed help for "mental problems."