'Cuz I'm Freeeeee Freeeeeballlin!

Let me just slide those babies down and give boo a little kiss...

The New Dad, Uncle, And Baby.

Isn't Peter & Maggie's baby just adorable?

Six.

I'd like to have six with Jake.

I'd like to play with his 6+6 inch peens.

I want to have six babies with Jake.

I'd like to have fuck Jake six times.

Six can be fun.

An Even Better Fantasy For Me!

I want to spank Robert Downey Jr. I love this pic. Three gorgeous men and me able to daydream. Yum, total creamery.

Jake Does The Meatpacking District!

I'd prefer to see him packing meat in any neighborhood, but I'll take this!

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking...Okay.

You'd think that after all that training with his menage a men, he'd be a lean, mean, assfucking machine... but he's not! Plus he shaved, I preferred the chin pubes on him.

Jake & Lance: A Love Affair Cinematic.

Talk about a way to show the love. Jakey will be playing Lance in a biopic. McConagay must be bullshit. He's prolly playing the bongos naked somewhere.

What else do they do in the back of that truck?

I wonder what else, hotties Matthew Mcconaughey & Jake Gyllenhaal do in the back of the truck?

Beep beep, who's got the keys to my jeep, vrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmm.

Manwich!

100% Pure Beef

Mmm, mmm good

Matthew still looks a little retarded.

NaPo is Jakey's new beard.

The Brokeback Mountain star, currently dating Lance Armstrong, was seen here, with Natalie Portman, aka NaPo: Professional Beard. She trained with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and that Shannon "a deaf, dumb, and blind person can act better than me" Elizabeth, at the Professional Beard School in Van Nuys, CA.

I Wish I Could Quit You.

Jake & Lance: Push, push, in the bush.

Homosaywhat?

Jake Celebrates Gay Pride with Bears on Bikes!

Oh Jake. WTF is that? He's still hot though. Interesting, isn't it?