Do You Think That Richie Rich From Heatherette Is On Drugs?

Cuz' I do.

More Evidence That Kanye West is A Fag!

No discussion necessary!

Is Carmen Electra Having A Major Meltdown?

This bitch is gettin' scarier and scarier by the minute! First that scary hair and now this...and in public!

Lisa Bonet & Marisa Tomei

Can somebody say 'has beens'!

SLUT/WHORE: STD/DUI Hilton Fucks Again!

This is her all up on Travis barker. He better get tested - STAT!

La Lo Hospitalized (again)!

Fractured wrist?!? Whatevs? Bitch prolly OD'd at Bungalow 8!

I Bet Jessica Biel Can Toss A Good Salad!

If only she had a penis!

C'Mon Ferg, You Can Do Better Than This!

WTF?!? She's all a mess. You know, I'm tired of defending these bitches and then they show up in public all a mess. Good God!

Gay of the Day!

Byanboy.

www.byanboy.typepad.com

Bam Margera Engaged!

And not to his drug addiction! Wasn't he engaged before?!?

See, Now I am Worried About This Bitch!

Kate Bosworth needs some medical attention, that bone is about to pop the fuck through her skin.

Um, What Up Debbie Downer Face?

Jessica Simpson is trying to mend fences with magazines after the John Mayer nightmare. Girl, please.

You Know Chilli, Left Eye Is Watching You In Heaven!

What the fuck is this passionate kiss with a child all about?!? Bitch that ain't Ursh!

Remember When Neve Campbell Was Pretty?

She was...once. Not so much anymore...

Leo DiCaprio Looks All A Mess.

I know he's all "not in the scene" anymore, but honey, at least do something with your hair when you go out in public...

Hilary Duff Needs More Work Already!

She is starting to like the like the ugly sister...

A Little Note to My Childhood Idol!

Dear Drew,

This is not a good pose for you, but the hair is hot.

Much Love,

N-fag.

Fuck Be-Snatch-Ce (Who is over 40), I'll Take The Dude.

Bitch please, he could hold them balloons while I put him...

Just Fuck In Public Already!

Imagine a porno of them getting around in the Internet. I'd be in HEAVEN!

DJ Lohan?

Yup, this bitch is HARD!

Oh, Fuck - And Now I Have To Say Something Not Nice About Mary-Kate.

Despite her, at times, redonks style of dressing, I always defend her, but here she looks like something that you could hand at the entrance of a gay bar in the midwest.

But the hair - FIERCE. Much better than the rats nest I saw on her head when I saw her in person...

Gay of the Day!

Robert Gant.

OMG, I Might Have To Compliment Lindsay Lohan Today...

It's shitty here in New York City today and I feel like shit. I overslept, missed my first client, and now I might have to say something nice about La Lo....

This skinny ass, slut, cokehead, motherfucking whore bitch actually looks kinda good in this picture.

JC Makes Me Hot, Like Back In The 'Nsync Days!

Jesus H, Mary, & Joseph. I'm warm all over. Especially, down there.

Oh - My - GOD!

Jessica Simpson, is that really you, behind all that fucking ugly?

Well, Isn't This Just A Winning Duo!

Kate Moss & Winona Ryder. Hurrendo!

Ryan Cabrera Got Fucking Fat!

Or is that just Coke Bloat in the face?

Amanda Peet is Preggers!

Whoop-di-do and I still live with three fucking cats. Big deal.

Classic Shot of Jessica Simpson!

Nothing like standing behind the cover of a magazine that has the title "DUMPED" with your face on it. That's great for the self-esteem.

I could only dream of being that famous.

J. Lo Looks Like A Tranny.

Too much dark makeup. Marc Anthony is making her all sorts of dark?!?

Mena Sufugly.

Did she just drop some acid, WTF is going on????

Poor, Poor Jordan Knight.

I see tumbleweeds all over at this celebrity signing...

Bony Bosworth Nip Slip.

Say hello to my little friend.

Gay of the Day!

Nate Berkus.

Nelly Furtado All Up In Your Stereo!

I need to add her to the women I'd fuck pile.

I Have A J. Lo Ass & I Love It!

Bitch is lookin' purdy good up in here!

DUI Hilton & Her Brother Nick Work The Runway!

Tragic at best.

Gay of the Day!

Michael Stipe.

Tori Spelling & Hubby With Painted Toenails & Ass Picking!

Borderline kinky/gross!

Bull-Motherfucking-Shit!

So there's a baby, and like the baby, I will believe that there is a wedding AFTER I see pictures.

La Bella Gorgeous!

Lil' Kim, my fierce mami!

Skin That & Make Me A Coat!

WTF is that atop Whitney's head? [source: www.splashnewsonline.com]

My Bad... I totally forgot to mention that she filed for divorce. Now, you know it's a bad sign when Whitney leaves Bobby... these days, at least.

Brava Vieira, Brava!

I'm not sure what the critics are saying, but I thought she was lovely. I even got up to watch right at 7 this morning! I was very impressed! Katie who?!?

Clearly, Maddox's Hair Has Not Been A Priority in The Jolie-Pitt House!

His faux 'mo was so cute. Now he just has a mullet! WTF?

What Could Have Happened?

What do you think happened to Anna Nicole Smith's son. My first thought was drugs, but indications as of now are that it was not drug related? I am baffled, interested, but very sad for the loss.

I Still Hate Scar Jo.

Go away, please.

My New Attitude on Mischa!

Super skinny, gorgeous, hurrendous cottage cheese thighs.