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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Whitney Screws Up The Classics

Merry Crystal Methmas

Oldie, but goodie!
Fuck this bitch.
Lil' Kim - How Many Licks? (featuring Sisqo)

A classic!
Someone is tryin' to Love my Lil' Kim more than me! Fuck that!
I will survive (Jesus Version)

Evolution of Dance

There is no exciting news, so enjoy some youtube!!!!

It's a nice day for a white trash wedding.

People reported that Pamela Anderson-I-was-once-with-Marcus Schenkenberg and Kid Rock got married and will be celebrating their nuptials around the world.

You were horrible, now get out of here...

Oh, Simon. I am loving the fact that you got busted doing something wrong - maybe you will humble yourself - just a bit.

Tara Reid: Does this bitch even try anymore?

Everything is just so utterly wrong here. The hair, the eyes, the skin, that shirt - EVERYTHING!
Please Tara for the love of Venti sugar free vanilla skim lattes, get HELP!
Don't Diss Me or I'll Fart.

I love this!!!!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Colin Farrell: Sobriety works wonders.

With Brit Brit, probably fucked up.

He is so much hotter now that he is sober.

12 step that shit, bitch.

We did, like, too much blow last night.

I say coke. You can say whatever the fuck you want. But I say Mischa Barton is BAD news!

Hella Not Good!

I love Mama Stefani, I just wouldn't have chosen to leave the house in this getup.

I'm having a love affair with being hated!

I think that there is something that some readers aren't quite getting.
I love being hated, so bring on the bitchiness.
Here are some of my personal faves:
"you are so gay! what a lame comment." - Get out, I'm gay? The fucking name of the blog is Notorious F.A.G.
"you love everything, you wanna be b-list star fucker" - Actually I'm more like below D-List, but thanks.
and my personal fave:
"Dont hate Victoria [Alien; Beckham] because she has more balls than you. You pathetic soul."
I live for this shit, I was called every name in the book my entire childhood - even a dyke (in the 5th grade) - Bring it on bitches!


Mel Gibson, arrested. Big deal.

TMZ reports:

Mel Gibson was arrested by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in Malibu, Calif. early this morning for suspicion of DUI. Bail was set at $5,000.He was pulled over on the Pacific Coast Highway and a Breathalyzer test was administered. The arrest report lists the time of arrest as 2:36AM and the time booked as 4:06AM.A spokesman for the Los Angeles Country Sheriff's Department told TMZ, "Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning. The investigation was still ongoing, just like it would be with any other person."Calls to Gibson's rep were not immediately returned.

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La Lo's Career is headed for the porcelain god.

See! I knew it, she's becoming the next Britney Spears Federline. She is going to ruin her career - if she hasn't already.
La Lo: Lay off the cocaine, gurl, there's plenty more for the future...

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La Lo is not a cokehead (wink wink).

So, she doesn't do coke, because she saw what drugs have done to her family, but she's awake at 3am to get a new tattoo with her boyfriend.
So, how many people do you know that don't use drugs do this?
La Lo needs to lay off La Blow.

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Was their hatred in the name of more PR?

The Hollywood News reports:

Posted by: Kat KhalilSource: Assorted
A Simple Life stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are reportedly going to 'make up' live on air on the David Letterman Show in the US. The duo have been at loggerheads since before the last series of the hit reality show. Rumours are that the reason for the rift between the two was because Richie screened Paris's infamous sex tape at a party. Tut-tut.
Anyway, Letterman apparently made the offer to the two to appear on a September show to kiss and make up.
A fifth series of The Simple Life is also planned for later in the year.
Boo hoo. I loved them hating each other. It was fun. I loved how cold Nicole was about the whole thing.
Paris shouldn't have taped herself having sex - so what if Nicole had a viewing of it at a HUGE party.

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Tell me it's true.

Are Andy & Mandy back on? People says so:
"Mandy Moore and tennis star Andy Roddick, who broke up in 2004 after more than a year together, recently shared an intimate lunch at the poolside Backyard restaurant at L.A.'s W hotel.
Beating the California heat under an oversized canvas umbrella, Roddick and Moore were animated and close during their meal. At one point, two bikini-clad women sashayed past their table, catching Roddick's glance. But after Moore turned her head mid-sentence to see what caught his attention, she quickly engaged him in a conversation that brought his gaze back to her."

I love it! He is so delish.

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Scar Jo looks like a Hershey's Kiss.

Yes kids, I still hate her.
And this look isn't helping me change my mind.
At all.

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Brandon Davis needs some Trimspa, bitches.

Now, I know I am not the nicest person when I write on this blog, but he has some nerve calling La Lo firecrotch, when he is nothing special himself.
Brandon Davis is just another Hollywood rich brat.

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What else do they do in the back of that truck?

I wonder what else, hotties Matthew Mcconaughey & Jake Gyllenhaal do in the back of the truck?
Beep beep, who's got the keys to my jeep, vrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmm.

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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Beard Alert!

Maria Menounos. Vin Diesel's beard.
Give me a break.
She shouldn't be famous.

Meg Ryan got butt fucking ugly.

When a man loves a woman that loves her plastic surgeon.

That is a joke.

Pamela Anderson: Trainwreck in the making.
She's cracking, kids... And I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Stedman?

Oprah don't give a fuck, because Gayle is there.

The bitch is busted Hubbell.

So the first site that I saw this on, I was all 'why are there pics of a homeless lady on gossip sites?' Cut to me at the next site 'That's Barbara Streisand and I just shit my pants.'

La Lo: Post-hospitalization.

Dehydration? Exhaustion? Bitch looks fine to me.
Who the fuck has to go to the hospital for shit like this anyway?
Oh that's right active drug users.

Kevin Federline wants to be taken seriously...

...And this picture is CERTAINLY helping his cause.
Freeloading coke dealer.

Jada Pinkett Smith is not only a bitch, but she's a liar too.

Suri Cruise is a figment of Tom Cruise's fucking imagination.
She didn't see Suri, she saw the pillow Katie, I mean Kate Holmes hid under her shirt.


Denise Richards is such a fucking slut.
Then again, she was one of Heidi's gals.

I am still in search of my Gay Lachey.

I love them. I really do.
But I need the gay version of him... in my bed, like yesterday.

Breaking News: Paris Hilton Gets Drunk.

Still hating her.
I am so on Team Richie. Bitch just needs to eat a couple steaks and I'll stop making fun of her.

So this is the deal.

These are two of my three pussies. Duncan (top) & Hazel (bottom). I have another, Henry, who does not want to be photographed at this time.
So, here goes: I want to make some loot. Everytime you click on the ads, I make a couple pennies. This money pays for my cats to eat.
And please, for the love of god, help me get this site moving! I have had tremendous success in the past month and I want to make this bitch ROCK!!!!!
Tell everyone that you know about this site - post in on your myspace accounts. Tell your baby mama, tell a crack whore, tell everyone.
Thank you and good night.
Lil' Kim for life, bitches.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Brenda Walsh, get your ass to the Peach Pit right NOW!


Shannen Doherty. A tragic mess. This is better than any Bev Niner plot line (even when Kelly was a cokehead).

Why, why, why? You're gonna start looking like Janice Dickinson soon.

Not okay.

Scarlett Jo: I HATE YOU!

I don't know what it is, it's like that bitch from 7th Heaven. I just can't stand this bitch.

La Lo hospitalized for dehydration, BITCH PLEASE!

Bitch, drink a glass of water.

This must be photoshopped.

I mean, Prince Harry is a brit, right?

Gurl, welcome to the jungle.

NO SHIT. I can't believe that he made the cover and I can't even get linked on Pink is the New Blog.

Mark my words: Little Spears will fuck this up, just like Brit Brit fucked up her relationship with J Timba.

Jamie-Lynn Spears is a whore in progress. I love her, but just watch out...

Are we supposed to feel bad?

Tori, please give us ALL a break. I am very sorry about the loss of your father, but hanging around a pawn shop - you have to be fucking kidding me.
Get a grip Donna.

I can't wait.

Augusten Burroughs is my hero. I am madly in love with him and his bald ass. I can't wait for this movie!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Being Haylie Duff must blow chunks.

Imagine having to beg your little sister to make you a celebrity. I'd cut a bitch.

Maddox makes such a great accessory.

Did Zahara eat Shiloh?

I usually think that Natalie Portman is hot for someone who has a vagina.

But I'm NOT diggin' the coiffe.
It's so early 90's.

We shall never forget...

Brittany Murphy's humble beginnings. She had a 'stache in Clueless. Let us NEVER forget where she came from.

Is it me or is Jermaine Dupri drugging Janet?

I am still baffled. She could be with anyone, why choose someone who looks like afterbirth?

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