Hysterical!

Someone walked up to Paris Hilton and said "Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like Paris Hilton"

Grand, I tell you, just grand. Bitch probably shit her pants.

But She Dresses Like This On A Tuesday.

This ain't no Halloween costume for Paris. For Paris, she'd have to dress like a schoolteacher or some shit for me to think it was Halloween.

SLUT!

I hate this bitch. Sienna looks like an idiot slut at whatever the fuck event she is at. Like it matters anyway. I'm in a bad mood and YES, I will take it out on people I don't know, so beat it, haters.

Oh Dear God.

Paris & Klit Kardashian, celebrating an alleged 20 something birthday of Klit's. Thank god I can't see Paris's parts.

Paris Hilton Wonders Why Her Clothing Is In The Store Window Of A Costume Shop.

That's hot.

Sienna Miller Is Such A Loser!

The New York Post [http://www.nypost.com/] reports:

October 12, 2006 -- SIENNA Miller continues to embarrass herself in Pennsylvania, where she's shooting "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh." Having apologized for referring to the city as "S - - - sburgh," she threw a fit Saturday night when she was thrown out of Penny Folino's Young's Tavern because she didn't have ID. "Sienna
ripped off her hat and said, 'I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!' " Folino told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Miller, denied her vodka and tonic, stewed outside for 30 minutes. Bouncer Dan Kovacs said, "She was going crazy out there, stomping her feet." Said Folino: "No ID, no entry - I'm sorry, we can't bend the rules for anybody."

This bitch is done! Jude needs to cut that slutty ho out of his life, like yesterday!

I Just Snarfed My Diet Coke!

Bitch, ain't no one gonna feel bad for you. You were never perfect (or even close) to begin with. Fuckin' get help and get over yourself. I cannot believe that US put you on the cover! How could there be nothing better, but yo nasty ass!

Bitch, PLEASE!

Misery Loves Crystal.

What the fuck La Lo? Did you run out of crystal? Is that why you look so unhappy?

P.S. Nice plumped lips - all the more to suck a ....

Paris Hilton Is Just A Filthy Whore!

I can't stand this attention seeking slutbag anymore! Bitch needs to get the fuck out my face. Someone's gonna get cut!

I Just Can't...

...even comment on Paris.

This Bitch is So Stoopit!

Kimberly Stewart clearly had a boob job. Gross. She was narsty to begin with... and now look - EVEN WORSE!

Hmm, Natalie Reid.

I don't know who the fuck Natalie Reid is - and I really don't give a shit. All that I know is that she is a man. That ain't no lady, she looks like a goddamn tranny.

Holy Boob Job Batman!

Those tits are not natural on someone who weighs next to nothing. Bitch is a slut and a liar. And I love it.

This Is Tara Reid's Attempt To Make A Comeback?

Bitch please, go grab a couple of stints in rehab, get a new stylist, and stop showing your nasty fat boobs everywhere. Then make a comeback. Do that shit Whitney style, bitch.

Something About Going To Alcoholics Anonymous?

That's the last person I'd wanna see at an AA meeting. But it's anonymous so I never ever could tell you if I did.

La Lo Poses With Her Alleged Fracture For The 'Razzi.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - bull-motherfucking-shit. This skinny bitch is a slut and a liar! AND I LOVE HER!!!!!

Is It Tara Reid Or La Lo?

I know, it's La Lo, but they are kinda morphing into the same tragic person.

La Lo Get A Fat Fucking NO!

Cry me a river. Bitch didn't get into a bar to Jared Let's band play. Bitch you aren't fucking 21. Take your fake fracture and your coke problem and Dina and hide.

Seriously, That Is Filthy.

PS, I still fucking hate Tara Reid.

Denisre Richars: It's My STD.

Slut, whore, bitch. Is there really anything else that needs to be said about one Heidi Fleiss' former bitches?