Exactly How Does One Complete Rehab in A Weekend?

'Cuz, that don't make any motherfucking sense, Like La Lo & Bonaduce, bitch needs help. This is like rehab central today. Damn!

But I Thought She Was In Rehab?!?

How the fuck did Nicole pass out at Hyde at 2AM if the bitch is supposed to be getting help for this alleged eating disorder (it's code for meth addiction)?

Did she pull a Mark Foley rehab stint?

Nicole Goes To Rehab - AGAIN!

This time for her inability to gain weight. Maybe, just maybe, while she is in there, she will address her pesky meth addiction.

Inability to gain weight. Hmmm, isn't that denial? She's fucking anorexic and bitch needs to eat.

I love her, I do, and I wish her the very bestest.

Rehab was so fun for me.

Like summer camp, but with therapy and 12 step meetings.

I suggest that everyone go to rehab - even if they aren't an addict. I mean when else will you be given the opportunity to take four months off of your life and just work on yourself?

As an adult we are lucky to take off four days.

That's Right, Hide Behind Your Purse - We Will Never Know It's You!

Nicole in a parking garage, probably with someone she's gonna bone...

Bitch, eat a burger before you fall again.

I Don't Think They Are Back.

I think they are still friends. I have this whole fantasy in my head about how he just couldn't deal with her weight loss and left her and now they are trying to be friends, but he needs a breather every now and then, because the lack of food is making her insane.

Just my thinking.

Nicole Richie Hires Someone Skinnier Than Her To Be By Her Side And Act As A Deflector.

Sorry, bitch, it didn't work. Eat a burger lady.

I love how the girl is totally rocking the sick anorexic look. Fierce, girl.

The NEW Obligatory Rich Girls Shot.

I feel like I'm looking at homemade kiddy porn.

No Words.

This is just a mess waiting to happen. Rachel Zoe (who is as much as of a celebrity as my lame ass) and Nicole Richie. I smell trouble.

Paris & Nicole Do A Cemetery! BORING.

I wonder why a cemetery.

Does anyone know?

It's All About A Sixth Season!

That's it. These bitches probably still hate each other - or never hated each other at all and played it off to get some ratings - for a lame show - one that I am TOTALLY ADDICTED TO!

And Nicole better start wearing shoes, I know her fragile little foot bones may break from shoes, but that is Britney Spears Federline gross!

Who The Fuck Is This Clown?

What the fuck is going on, first seen with Paris and now this mess?!? The lack of food has clearly affected Nicole's decision making skills!

A Paris & Nicole Reunion?!?

What do we have here? www.tmz.com reported and filmed a reunion between the two bitches! I love it... or was it all a scam from the get?

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole.

First of all, if you don't want people saying that you are anorexic, don't wear those ugly fucking skinny jeans. Second of all, bitch eat a burger.

Done-a-rama!

Brody Jenner & Nicole "I Eat, Bitch" Richie are done. And the world is just as shocked as I am.

What's With Nicole's Outfit?

She looks like a jackass in that. An anorexic jackass.

Normal Girl Just Looking To Party.

This almost looks like a typical college girls night out shot on a anyone's myspace page. But upon closer inspection you see Mischa & Nicole. Thank God that Mischa is hiding that goddamn cottage cheese.

How The Hell Did She Pass The Weight Restriction?

Don't you have to weigh at least 60 lbs to ride these rides?

Nicole Richie Stole My Shower Curtain.

It's hiding neither the skin nor the bones, babe!

Nicole Richie's Dog Weighs More Than Her!

Fuck how skinny this bitch is - what the fuck is on her feet?!? Me No Likey.

She Eats!

Did someone spike my Diet Coke with Acid or is that really Nicole Richie eating?!?