Short Hair Makes People Look Fatter.

Ya think that Kelly Clarkson would be aware of this. I love her, but I'm worried - why all the weight lately?

Yummy.

Much better than the other pic that I posted of Lil' Kim. Thanks to one of my faithful readers...who is NOT gay, for sending me these pics.

Is That Mischa Farton?

I can't tell with all that fug goin' on.

Well, Smack My Ass & Call Me Charlie.

Ryan Philippe is so adorable.

Mariska Is Fierce.

She has a hot post baby bod!

Gay of the Day!

Robin.

Chloe Sevigny Needs To Stop Using Heroin!

This bitch is a mess. She needs to pull it together or her talent is going to go down the drain, along with her career.

Tranny Central.

Poor Chyna. I wonder if she would look better if she laid off the drugs...and kept her dress down.

Oh No!

Even I can't say something nice about Lil' Kim and her looks in this pic. This makes me sad. All the shit I've gotten for her looking so bad - and now, I must agree. I'd still fuck her though.

Madonna On Oprah!

I Wonder What Noni Is On In This Pic?

Those are some moghtly wide open eyes, yo.

I So Have The Hots For A.C. Slater!

He makes me feel something funny in my stomach...

Gay of the Day!

Peter Paige.

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World.

Whatsa matter boo? Mary-Kate is lookin like she's been using a little something and it's the next morning. Sniff sniff. Pull it together sweet pea.

Avril Is Falling To Pieces.

I though married life was supposed to calm you down. It seems to have the opposite effect on her. At least she is wearing panties...

Now That Is Some Scary Ass Shit!

What I adore about Dolly Parton is that she has no problem discussing all the work that she has had and will get done. But what scares me is how she now looks disfigured. So sad. To think bitch worked 9 to 5 for this.

Johnny Knoxville Makes Me Horny.

I can't even begin to count the number of fantasies I've had that involve him. Mmmbop.

SLUT!

I hate this bitch. Sienna looks like an idiot slut at whatever the fuck event she is at. Like it matters anyway. I'm in a bad mood and YES, I will take it out on people I don't know, so beat it, haters.

Designing Faces.

Is that Dixie Carter? I can't tell, but I think underneath all that plastic, not fantastic is her. Bitch shoulda just grown old gracefully.

Damn, Son. Snoop Arrested AGAIN!

This time for illegal drug possession. His attorneys say it preposterous. I beg to differ.

Conspiracy: Ten Years Later.