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Thursday, July 13, 2006

I'm not obsessed or anything.

But seeing her in person last December was a true highlight in my life.

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South Park-Closet

I LOVE IT!!!!!!

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Is this a fucking joke?

Didn't they fire her ass, because she was too dumb?
What a blow to Star and her nasty ass.
Or is this a blow to WaWa. I mean why go backwards?
Bring back La Ling, but not this tart.

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Did you see that crotch shot?!?

Was there a string of some sort when the world got to see downtown?

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100% Pure Beef
Mmm, mmm good
Matthew still looks a little retarded.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

This is just too easy.

La Lo shoots her fisrt scene for Deep Throat: Redheads Do It Better

Seriously though, of this scene scene she said to her director "child's play, we'll have this scene done in one take"

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Is her hair feathered?

Katie, come back to us! What have those scientologists done to you? And your hair?
Is Suri hiding in your bag?


"I'm not gon' come at you, I'm comin after your ghostwriter"

This bitch. Didn't she go deaf last year after not paying for her nails and then talking shit to a judge. She stoopit.
DooDoo Brown: I hate you, now go away.
Kim will get you bitch.


Thank you so much Page six.

By Richard Johnson

July 12, 2006 -- LIV Tyler and family at the Manchester airport, heading back to New York after a visit to the in-laws in England . . . CHLOE ("Big Love") Sevigny meeting Knicks sophomores David Lee and Channing Frye at Tao in Las Vegas and coming the next day to see them play the Phoenix Suns in a Summer League game . . . FORMER boy-bander Lance Bass and "Amazing Race" star Reichen Lehmkuhl at Atlantic House, a gay bar in Provincetown, Mass. . . . PAM Anderson looking tired at lunch at Club 55 in St. Tropez after partying at the villa of industrialist Jeffrey Steiner.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

NaPo is Jakey's new beard.

The Brokeback Mountain star, currently dating Lance Armstrong, was seen here, with Natalie Portman, aka NaPo: Professional Beard. She trained with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and that Shannon "a deaf, dumb, and blind person can act better than me" Elizabeth, at the Professional Beard School in Van Nuys, CA.

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Coke bloat alert!!!

What people (other than addicts) fail to realize is that coke makes you puffy in the face when you blow it up your nose on the regular.
Is this shot in preparation for her Proactiv bit? Not a good look La Lo.

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And I just had a seizure.

This is hideous; she looks like a retarded hippie.

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Can I get a scoop, baby take a ride in my coupe!

I love you Mr. K.
He seems to like the ginnies (score for me)!

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Bitch Must Be Buleems!

Sorry you dumb reject, but no one eats fucking chalupas and stays thin.
I say either cocaine or bulimia. You decide.

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Monday, July 10, 2006

We're just a normal white bread family drinking Poland Spring in the park.

Madonna: Confessions of a Suburban Soccer Mom

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I am so proud to be Italian.

And not because they won whatever it is that they won. But because they are so fucking hot!

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Sienna Miller: Still a total whore!

Sienna Miller, giving face to yet another dude, is definitely a slutbag. I think she may be a sex addict and her reps refuse to comment at this time. Bitch got issues, stop sleeping with the closest thing with a dick.
Jude, you can always do better, stop returning to Trash.

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We are NOT Nick & Vanessa...

Nick & Vanessa disguise themselves all too well as they await the arrival of the Batmobile.

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Save La Lo from becoming the next Britney!

La Lo looks for some coke, a new man, and yes, another bikini.

I'd run away screaming if I bumped into this thing on the street.


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I still don't believe that Suri exists.

... Although I love for getting their hands on this "official" birth certificate document.
And, uh, he's still a big 'mo.

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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Speaking of which...

I love this ad more and more every time I see it.


I Wish I Could Quit You.

Jake & Lance: Push, push, in the bush.

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Are you that desperate to restart your career?

Kit is the only reason you are anybody.
Please, either lay off the sauce or join Janice Dickle-dee-doo and Brigitte "I cut my hair like a lesbo" Nielsen in the hole!


Pink: "Can you hear me now, motherfuckers?"

Pink threatening Today Show viewers to buy her new album...or else.


Oh no!

How much do I love this? I found this on Lady Bunny's site:


Who the fuck cares?

Bitch, your career ended a long, long, long time ago. Let it go. You and Janice Dickie, find a hole and climb into it. Jeez.


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