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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Woah! Suri May Actually Be Tom Cruise's Baby.


So I figure if I didn't put pictures of Suri on here ASAP I'd be a shitty celebrity blogger...
ta-da. It scares me to say, I think that she actually resembles Tom.
She's a cutie, but now, why was she in hiding for so long?!?

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10 Comments:

Anonymous maximum vaalume said...

Trekker please!
you and I both know that child was adopted from some far east locale. Tom couldn't fuck Nicole which is why they adopted 2 children. Open your eyes!!! Or are you a Scientologist too?

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maximum Please!
You and I both know that there is something called artificial insemination. I too doubt they did the nasty but I do believe that it is his child genetically.

4:35 PM  
Blogger maximo said...

people please!

let's at least reach some kind of concensus: that baby stole marv albert's toupee!

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Tinkerbell said...

No its not his baby! and they combed the poor girls har to make it look like his. He cant have kids people. He's bi-polar with a low sperm count.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad this is as close at Chris Klien will get to his daughter.

3:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you surprised that the baby looks like Tom? KATIE looks like TOM. Could he have made a more narcissitic choice in mate if he tried? His looks on a girl, droopy eyes, fair skin, dark straight hair (the only thing straight on him). Come on, of course the baby resembles him a bit. Because the mother looks like his sister. Duh.

But has anyone noticed she seems quite large and well coordinated for a 3 1/2 month old baby, which is what she was when these pics were taken. According to their birthdate anyway. I'm starting to give credit to the theory that she was pregs by Chris Klein and Cruise latched onto the best chance he'd have of having a baby that looked like one he could claim as his own.

4:35 AM  
Blogger maximo said...

oh anon! you're so daffy! the baby is large and coordinated on account of the miracles of scientology!

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why is it asian?

7:46 AM  
Blogger maximo said...

it's not asian. it's mexican.

how many times do i have to post "tomas cruz" before you people get it?

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mexican.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you use that headline? "Yes, she's our baby?" The couple doth protest too much.

10:07 PM  

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