I Just Snarfed My Diet Coke!

Bitch, ain't no one gonna feel bad for you. You were never perfect (or even close) to begin with. Fuckin' get help and get over yourself. I cannot believe that US put you on the cover! How could there be nothing better, but yo nasty ass!

Bitch, PLEASE!

This Is Tara Reid's Attempt To Make A Comeback?

Bitch please, go grab a couple of stints in rehab, get a new stylist, and stop showing your nasty fat boobs everywhere. Then make a comeback. Do that shit Whitney style, bitch.

Is It Tara Reid Or La Lo?

I know, it's La Lo, but they are kinda morphing into the same tragic person.

Seriously, That Is Filthy.

PS, I still fucking hate Tara Reid.

Tara Reid: It's Just Too Easy...

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It's just not right.

Tara Reid Makes Me Wanna Cut A Ho!

Nasty STD ridden SLUT!

Oh, For Christ's Sake Tara.

Bitch isn't you supposed to be fixing this image of yours?

The jeans and hat have got to go.

Tara Reid: It's Just Too Easy.

Thanks bitch, I just lost my lunch.

Tara Reid and her jiggly ass. Have another, biotch.

Eww, girl, get help.

Tara, Tara, Tara. What the FUCK is wrong with you?

Just lay off the sauce, gurl, you'll be fine.

Are you drunk, are you in a k-hole, what is it?

Why is this bitch famous?

Tara Reid wearing something hideous.

I'd rather see her deformed tit than look at that mess on her - it could give me a seizure.

So, she's famous and I'm not. I guess it does take fucking the right people and letting the right people do blow off your fake boobs to garner celebrity status.