1st A Tranny Does Bags - Now An Alien.

She just doesn't look good. It's getting sad how fake she looks. It's not even Hollywood fake, it's alien fake.

A Good Reason For Me Not To Be Obsessed With Being Thin!

You see, I was always skinny. Then I dated this pothead loser who used to say things to me like, 'if you don't lose weight, I am going to leave you.' So I became obsessed with my weight and now I frustrate and upset my friends by obsessing over my weight ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Thanks to the alien named Beckham above, I may actually begin to rid myself of that horrible self-hatred!

Katie Holmes Might Be A Lesbo.

It all makes sense to me now. Why she is dressed like a man and more importantly, why she is with the gayest closeted actor in America!

And I'm not even going there with the fact that she hangs with Alien Becks.

Spare Me - This Posh/Holmes Shit Is Some Serious Scientology BULLSHIT!

Posh "Me Like Alien"

Homes "Help Me, I Think I Am Being Brainwashed"

Posh "I'm So Suri"

Katie & Posh: A Match Made In Scientology Heaven.

It figures that a brainwashed bitch would end up being friends with an alien with boobs. So pitiful, I tell ya, but those scientologists scare the fuck out of me, they just zap people out of the universe. Scary.

Aliens Have Nipples? I Was Not Aware.

Oh - they're fake, that's right. Go away Victoria or at least eat a burger.

Alien Sighting in NYC!!!

Nope, it's just Posh Spice. [source: www.splashonline.blogspot.com]

When Aliens Drink...

Victoria Beckham looks like a bony freak. Check out her arm in that pic on the right. Guh-rosssss!

She be shitfaced. I love it.

I love bad picks of Posh.

Dear Mr. Beckham,

Why, why, why are you married to an alien? Please answer that for me. The gays love you, just be single and let us have more vivid fantasies.

Sincerely,

N-fag

Becks and the alien are trying to bang out another kid.

Mr. Beckham is so delicious.

The rumor is they were re-igniting their love so they could wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am another baby Becks.

Did she puke or did her nose fall off again?

Anorexic with large tits. Hmm, something does not add up here.