MK Needs A Spray On Tan.

Because she looks like death in this picture. That scares me.

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World.

Whatsa matter boo? Mary-Kate is lookin like she's been using a little something and it's the next morning. Sniff sniff. Pull it together sweet pea.

Firece To Scary.

Yo MK, what the fuck, dude? Here I am telling all these haters that you are the shit and then this?!?
I don't know what I am to do about it...

Twin Switch!

Has anyone else noticed that Mary-Kate (my bitch) has been looking so much happier than Ashley (fishlips)? I wonder if Mary-Kate is now sober (I never believed for one second she went to rehab for an eating disorder - bitch, please!) and Ashley is the meth head. Meth is so the new black coffee to pull all-nighters at NYU anyway!

THAT'S MY BITCH!!! Holllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaa....

What does her shirt say, "not eating says relax" - WHAT? "Tina (aka Crystal Meth) says relax"

Huh, wha? I dunno.

I Want To Sing Itty-Bitty Spider.

Mary-Kate in a less than fierce fashion moment. She looks kind of silly. I love that she has her latest fashion accessory - a pack of cigs! Work it out gurl.

The Usual: Mary-Kate Leaving Starbucks!

Who does she have in tow? It ain't me! Please note: I am not saying anything about her boots, 'cuz this bitch is fierce and she can do almost anything!

Mary-Kate Pics For The Day!

Y'all know how I love me some MK!

Smoke those reds you tough bitch!!!

You got it dude!

I Love Mary-Kate, But Why In Hell Are They Revisiting Their Old Pose?

I thought they were over the fish face combo? I mean I knew Ashley still did it, but I thought MK was to cool for school with that one?!?

A Little MK To Start My Day.

Why is Ashley lookin' so "tortured" these days?

PS: I still love Mary-Kate.

Goddamn, I love Mary-Kate Olsen!

Here she is in Paris at a Dior show. Mmm-bop, this bitch is delish!

Sorry, But The Bitch Is Fierce!

I could take Mary-Kate pictures all day and post them. But, alas, I am not that self-serving...all the time!

My Name Is MK And I'd Like To Say Fuck All You Photoggers In A Major Way!

Okay, so I'm bored, deal with it...

I love me some Mary-Kate Olsen though!!!

Oh, Fuck - And Now I Have To Say Something Not Nice About Mary-Kate.

Despite her, at times, redonks style of dressing, I always defend her, but here she looks like something that you could hand at the entrance of a gay bar in the midwest.

But the hair - FIERCE. Much better than the rats nest I saw on her head when I saw her in person...

Mary-Kate Olsen (The New Black) is So The Hotter One.

Mary-Kate Olsen Does The Obligatory Paparazzi Shot.

Fierce.

I Bought The Olsen's Home.

When I was tripping on acid in my dream last night.

I'm Not Sure That I've Mentioned How Much I Love Mary-Kate Olsen.

She looks fucking fab in this picture of her while at Much Music. Please note: Ashley/Fishlips was there also, but take note that there are no pictures of her on this post. Thank you very much.

I Am Madly In Love With Mary-Kate Olsen.

I don't give a fuck what any of y'all think. I love her and I think she is fierce all around. And Maximo, I am sorry that you are scarred by the word fierce, but it will be here quite a bit.

Don't Be Fooled By The Rocks MK's Got!

Nothing like a couple thou in ice gracefully hung over a t-shirt.

I love me some MK.

This bitch is FIERCE!