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Friday, August 25, 2006

Nicole, You Are Asking For Shit Like This.

An insider at The Viper Reported:
After an altercation with a photographer, Nicole went to drown her sorrows in the Viper Room, where LA art-pop band The Spores were playing. Sadly for Nicole, the band spotted her diving into a booth and used their trademark on-stage puppets to take the piss out of her inability to afford food, culminating in one of the puppets saying, "I screwed Nicole Ritchie... and wrapped my whole dick around her waist." Nicole stormed out telling doormen that she was going to sue.

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Blogger Sugarfoot said...

I think I saw this skeleton on the Corpse Bride movie.

2:20 AM  

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