Britney's New Ride.

Brit Brit, Jamie Lynne and Jamie Lynne's man (who I bet Brit Brit has tried to fuck fuck) take a spin in Brit's phat new ride.

She can thank K Fed for spending all of her ca$h money, causing her to pimp it in a go kart.

Trashneyville USA!

I don't even care to comment, but the pic could tell a thousand and one stories.

Please Take Lessons from Britney.

Jamie Lynn Spears and her man. I thought Brit was this innocent once.

Let's just hope she hasn't found blow yet.

I just got back from an awesome weekend with a bunch of Mary's in Pennsylvania. I'm tired, I need to study for a licensure exam, I need to eat, but first, I need to update this.