David Hasselhoff & Pit Stains.

I get pit stains too and it's gross, but I'm not dumb enough to raise my arm like that - especially in front of cameras. FUCKING GROSS!

Hasselhoff's Daughter Attempts Suicide.

It's really so sad. I hate hearing this shit. She's just a kid and has so much living to do. Girl, pull it together, you'll be fine, boo.

Are you that desperate to restart your career?

Kit is the only reason you are anybody.

Please, either lay off the sauce or join Janice Dickle-dee-doo and Brigitte "I cut my hair like a lesbo" Nielsen in the hole!