I've been Waiting For Gay Like You...

My niece, Jenny from the Block, tells me that she almost jumped the stage to jump his bones at the concert! Ew gross I know, she's my niece, how could I talk like that about her - well, she's more like a little sister than anything else - so it's okay. Besides, I was sneaking her into gay bars in Boston when she was like 14 - Remember Jenny? Not that she reads this blog, but her friends do, I'm sure one of them will mention it to her...