Oh Dear God.

Why is Hilary pulling the Olsen Twins pursed lip? How come whenever these two are in a picture together I just want to smack the shit out of them? And I like Hilary, it's just when I see her bottom-feeder sister, I start to have convulsions...

I Bet You Cash Money This Bitch Is High!

She's got the "I've got a secret" look on her face that I used to use when I was high on coke around people who didn't (or probably did) know I had just sniffed the white lady.

Material Girl.

Sometimes I think she looks really good, other times I thing she looks heinous. Like now bitches.

Bitch You Should Be Grateful Someone is Stalking Your Ass!

I know, I know, how insensitive, blah, blah, blah! Yes, it is scary to be stalked, but you know what? Sometimes it's scarier to be the stalker.

No really, I hope that they are okay, but one of the stalkers it the paparazzi? Good girl, you need all the attention you can get, your movies and your music sucks ass.

Hilary Duff Does Coke!

Believe me she does. Trust me on this one. She was seen with a huge bag of powder at the W Hotel in NYC!

I'm Not Saying Hilary Duff Is Looking Good, But...

Did she get a new set of teeth? These look less horse-like.

Hilary Duff Looks As Bad As Ashlee Simpson.

I thought she was looking fierce for a while, but I guess I was wrong. She looks like she started playing around with cocaine.

Hilary Duff Needs More Work Already!

She is starting to like the like the ugly sister...

Hilary Duff Say She Won't Rule Out Cosmetic Surgery...

But the bitch is half plastic anyway! Love her and her craziness and her attempts to be all badass, but bitch please.

I Am Pretty Sure That I Just Shit My Pants.

Something is terribly wrong with Hilary Duff. She looks more like Hideous Duff in this shot.

Hilary Duff Can't Keep Her Shit Together.

Isn't this bitch rich enough to hire someone to hold her shit? God!