Fab-Less Drew.

And not Fab as in her boyfriend, fab as in how she looks here. But I still got love for her. Bitch, I wanted to be her when I was kid reading Little Girl Lost.

They Look Like A Normal Pot Smoking NYC Couple...

But actually, they're not. Drew & Fab do look so normal - it amazes me that my gal pal Brielle even noticed them when she saw them at the deli that day.

I still think she should have said hello to Drew.

But it's cool Brielle, I still love you!

Drew Barrymore is Smokin' Hot In Elle!

And this is the reason why I'd fuck her. She is so hot, it hurts my gay loins.

I Want To Meet Them For Lunch!

Fun pair - I wonder what movie they are discussing?!? I always wanted to be Drew Barrymore. I was so envious of her life - so I became a drug addict. I'm sober now - and thank goodness for that, I was all sorts of a mess...

A Little Note to My Childhood Idol!

Dear Drew,

This is not a good pose for you, but the hair is hot.

Much Love,

N-fag.

It's a Sad Day for N-Fag When Zitmeron Diaz Looks Better Than Drew Barrymore.

What did Cameron Diaz do to me, you may wonder? Absolutely FUCKING nothing. But I hate her stank breath ass anyway.

Little Girl Lost Her Fashion Sense This Night.

Not only is the outfit wrong, the shoes are way worse. Drew, you've come a long way baby, don't fall back now.