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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Mary-Kate Says Click on N-Fag's Ads, Motherfuckers!


So here it is, I'm at almost 150,000 page views total. That's in-fucking-sane. However, not enough people are clicking on my ads. Click the ads for me, please!!!! That's how I make money and I am so broke that one of my cats was labeled "buleems" on the cover of Us Weekly.
My cat can't (Henry) can't handle that type of negative publicity. There arepaparazzi all over my building and everytime my cat goes out for drinks, to the deli, to smoke a cig, it's flash, flash, flash all up and down the street. My cat is now in need of serious psychiatric treatment and may need to seek inpatient care as a result of the stress this has caused.
And that's why it is so important to click on my ads.
Listen to Mary-Kate, don't let my cat become the next Paparazzi ridden skinny pussy.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok - I clicked on an ad thinking I was going to come back to Notorious and read some dirt. I got nothing! I scratch your back you scrathch mine - give me something juicy and I'll click your ads all day long baby.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Joy A said...

LMAO!

And please click Joy's ads at poponthepop.com as well.

*Congrats on all those views baby! =)

3:08 PM  

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