If You Wannabe My Lover, You Must Be Smokin' Crack...

HA HA HA I am Such an idiot!!!!!

Thanks to the anonymous commenter who reminded me that this doofus is Eddie Murphy NOT BOBBY BROWN!!!

Derrrr!!!!!!! I am so retarded! Bobby likes the young ladies - it's Eddie that likes the Tranny lookalikes!!!!!!!

WHOOPS! I am such a dumbass! I love it!!!!!!

Thanks Krizzle! The word on the street is that Scary Spice is 4 months preggers with Eddie Murphy's sperm. Ewww, gross. Both the Page Six [http://www.nypost.com/] and TMZ [http://www.tmz.com/] have reported.

Surprise, Surprise!

Bobby Brown done fucked up again and there is an order to have him arrested for missing a court appearance. I am so shocked, can you read it in my words.

Bobby Brown Gets Booed!

This headline is as surprising as "Bobby Brown gets arrested"

Whitney: The Crack Years.

I love what she's done with the place.