Dina Lohan Must Be Smoking Angel Dust.

I can't breathe. Something about a talk show, being the white Oprah and a holiday record. Jesus, take the wheel.

Star Magazine reports:

"I have a talk show in the works," ravishing Dina told Star's David Caplan during an interview at NYC's Tainted Blue recording studios, where daughter Ali, 12, was recording tracks to her holiday-themed album Lohan Holiday, to be released by YMC Records on Oct. 10. "It's more of an Apprentice-y, game show-y thing. I would host it and co-produce it. It's a good heartwarming show. It's nothing trashy. We're not going to follow dates to bars and see what happens, or anything like that. But it's a girl-empowered, woman show. I would only do something that would help other people, because that's just who I am and how I was raised."
But is it a reality show? "I don't want to say that word, but it is about real people," Dina says, without explaining much more about the show."

Please America, for the greater good fo the world - don't let Dina have her own shit.