You're In Big Trouble Mister.

Why does Uncle Jessie look so disturbed?

Maybe it's because Bob Saget has smelly B.O.

Seeing Mr. Saget always reminds me of high school.

I knew you'd ask why.

Well, way back then I dated this girl (I know, horrible/hysterical), we'll call her Cary (I think she's a lesbo, so we'll call it even).

Cary's brother was getting married and so we went down to Maryland. At the rehearsal dinner, a female friend of her brother's told me I looked like Bob Saget.

That was the night I almost beat a bitch.

How fucked up is that?

I'd rather shit twice and die before I look like Bob Saget.