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Thursday, August 10, 2006

You're In Big Trouble Mister.

Why does Uncle Jessie look so disturbed?
Maybe it's because Bob Saget has smelly B.O.
Seeing Mr. Saget always reminds me of high school.
I knew you'd ask why.
Well, way back then I dated this girl (I know, horrible/hysterical), we'll call her Cary (I think she's a lesbo, so we'll call it even).
Cary's brother was getting married and so we went down to Maryland. At the rehearsal dinner, a female friend of her brother's told me I looked like Bob Saget.
That was the night I almost beat a bitch.
How fucked up is that?
I'd rather shit twice and die before I look like Bob Saget.

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