George Michael Might As Well Be Pete Doherty, But Gay.

Georgie Porgie smoked a joint on live television in Britain. He stated that pot makes him feel sane. Guess what that makes you, George? An addict!!! Congratulations you have just earned a metal folding chair in the basement of churches all over the world!

I used to say that shit. Pot made me a better friend, easier to deal with, I even once said it made me better in my profession. Surprise, years later I end up in rehab! Good times.

Kids, if you need a drug to make you feel sane, you are, in fact, an addict.