You are so delicious!

I Heart David Beckham.

Mad props (I love old terminology) to my Playboy Bunny, AKA, The Girl Who Turned Me Gay in Kindergarten (I dumped her ass), AKA Kolods!!!!

I love you and now you have to make me FAMOUS!!!!!!

And find me a man.

There's nothing like seeing someone you have known since you were fucking 5! And she made it very clear to me: I was the nice little closet case in high school and now I am the biggest bitch! I'm just getting even.

Me love Lisa long time.