Penelope Cruz: Professional beard, Lesbian, Actress, Gatorade Drinker.

Cruz, known for may things, remembered for very few things, has finally been outed! Yes, she is in fact a fruit punch gatorade drinker. I mean, I thought maybe she went both ways, you know, Propel + Fruit-2-o. But no, we all kinda had a hunch, but here she is, in the flesh, canoodling with a bottle of Gatorade.

I might have to take it to therapy.